Laura birthing baby cows!

After the horse-drama, Auntie Bev asked me 2 check the henhouse 4 eggs. There were only 2 eggs. I told Bev, "I don't think the chickenz R in the mood." And Bev was all, "Oh well. It's enuf 2 make a cake. Laura will B home soon. She'z had a heavy day." When I was like, "A heavy day?" Aunt Bev was all, "She and Dr. Simmons have been out on callz, so they've beenhandling sum big animalz--which takes patience and a lot of strength!" L8r, Laura told me she'd assisted Dr. Simmons w/a cow that was having a calf. She told me the lil baby calf weighed over 40 lbs. I was all, "Well, @ least U weren't assisting w/a pregnant elephant!" She was, like, "Yeah, I guess. But 40 pounds!" And I sed, "Yeah, that's kinda like 18 kg, eh?" And Laura was, like, "Oh, yeah, I 4got we're Canadian!"

And no, Mike, Laura did not make rounds wearing a tiny babydoll t-shirt an' cutoff shorts. She had these big ol' oversized overalls an' sum beat-up work shoes. Y do U ask?

Mike, Anthony, I dunno. That sitcom doesn't seem that funny. It seemz more like, what was it they tell U not 2 do in creative writing? Oh, rite, the whole "wish fulfillment" thing.

Apes