Today's Waste of Space
The most interesting thing abt this post 4 U all will prolly B the fact that Ger, Dunc, & I eat lunch 2gether @ school. Last Monday (yeah, still last Monday, the 21st) was no xception. So not only R the evil forces still makin' me rehash this day, ovr an' ovr, but they made me have a lame-arse lunch convo abt thingz we have already been thru here at my blog. Yeah, we know Jeremy an' Becks teamed up, we know the whole story. "Jeremy knows his way around an audio board, April. His father's a professional musician." U know in scary moviez how a character who's possessed gets this red glow in the eyes? & that's how U know abt the demonic possession? I swear, I saw a red glow like that in Ger's eye rite B4 he sed that line w/all that stuff we all knew already abt Jeremy. & Ger sez he saw the same red glow in my eyez. Dunc sez he didn't notice cuz he was @ the wrong angle. But NEway, if "Rebeccah" is a big star sumday (& U soooo cd B, Becks!), we'll B the onez who knew her when she was Becky. Only that's another lame, st00pid thing 2 say, since she's still Becky when she's offstage. ::sigh:: I'm sorry, peeps. I have a bad, bad feeling that I'll still B boring U with EndlessMonday through Saturday this week, an' I can't even guarantee that I'll B able 2 stop next wk. And Thursday, December letterz go up! I'm scared 2 C how Mom will edit me this time, yo!
Jeremy is v. v. freaked that he seemz 2 B goin' thru the premature aging that strikes Mboro's str8 men. I hope we can still find a cure. Plus we still need 2 look for a cure 2 change Howard back fr. doggie 2 human. I know, w/all this going on, how can I B focusing so much attention on one day that happened more than a wk ago? But mayB that's the point. Those evil forces we know abt don't want me 2 focus my energy on more imp. stuff like helping my friendz find those curez! Well, @ least Alex & Jeremy had fun @ that C/W bar last nite. :)
Paul, I hope U find a way 2 get sum actual relaxation in Mtigbusybody! And Liz, pls write in soon, cuz I miss U! I promise not 2 call 2nite!
Apes out
Jeremy is v. v. freaked that he seemz 2 B goin' thru the premature aging that strikes Mboro's str8 men. I hope we can still find a cure. Plus we still need 2 look for a cure 2 change Howard back fr. doggie 2 human. I know, w/all this going on, how can I B focusing so much attention on one day that happened more than a wk ago? But mayB that's the point. Those evil forces we know abt don't want me 2 focus my energy on more imp. stuff like helping my friendz find those curez! Well, @ least Alex & Jeremy had fun @ that C/W bar last nite. :)
Paul, I hope U find a way 2 get sum actual relaxation in Mtigbusybody! And Liz, pls write in soon, cuz I miss U! I promise not 2 call 2nite!
Apes out
posted by April Patterson @ 9:53 AM
35 Comments:
At 11:05 AM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Does it make me a bad person that I don't mind Jeremy's premature aging and I kind of like it? I feel like I'm dating a man now, verses a boy. He's taller than me now and I really like that! And we didn't even get carded at the bar and Jeremy didn't even have to tell anyone his dad knew the owner, they just let us in. We didn't order any drinks or anything and a few people looked at me oddly, like I was dancing and kissin' my dad in a way I shouldn't be but ... I kind of like Jeremy aged a little.
Okay, yeah he could definitely use a gym membership but ... Other than that. I like the aged Jeremy = (
I'm such a bad girlfriend!
Alex
PS: An' with his nose being flatter kissin' has been better.
PPS: And, I mean, it could be worse. Gerald's wearing high waisted pants, I'm talking the waist looks be sitting right below his nipples. Jeremy doesn't wear his pants like that. And you're still with Gerald and now he's "special needs".
At 11:56 AM,
April Patterson said…
lizzie, call me netime! i totally owe u that!
alex, i hadn't thot of those advantages! i think ger's hi-wasted pants were cuz sum grade-12 boyz gave him a wedgie!
apes
At 12:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
He might want to admit to that himself because I've heard rumor that he's dating Shannon now. Cause, you know, they're dressing the same and stuff. I think it was some of the "special needs" kids that started, because, you know, Gerald was talking about them that once on Monday, remember? And now Gerald is dressin' like 'em.
I think I should dump Jeremy. He deserves a girlfriend that is, like, as mature as he is now and stuff. Instead of a kid like me = ( I should dump him before he dumps me, a preemptive strike. What'da bet Jeremy starts treatin' me like a kid now.
Alex
At 12:26 PM,
April Patterson said…
aw, alex, it'd b silly 2 dump sum1 just 2 make sure u r nevr dumped. that'd b like throwing all yr $ down the sewer 2 make sure u nevr get robbed!
i'll let ger speak 4 himself abt the pants. but he doesn't have 'em like that 2day. he did monday of last wk tho.
apes
At 12:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello). I am awake now. It was difficult resting. Your sister’s cat Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) likes to sleep on faces. I was tired and did not notice at first. When startled, Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) jumps in the air, puffed up and claws out. This is funny when Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) jumps from someplace not your face. Your sister must think I have bad nightmares from my scream. I am shamed I cannot defend myself from a cat.
I like it when your sister takes care of me. I can see why the people of Mtigwaki (Land of Trees) think well of her.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 1:08 PM,
Anne said…
Thinking about last Monday (See...."she's" doin' that 2 me too!), Becks, u should b careful about flaunting ur cash. I'm glad u r getting successful, but there's been a lot of thefts n the school lately.
Speaking of Ger, I just saw him limping toward Nurse Horbreth's office, clutching his stomach n what looked like dire pain. I hope he's OK & that his therapist doesn't overload him w/meds again.
It'd b stoopid 2 dump Jer over something he can't control, an u 2 look so happy 2gether, Alex! Marjee jokes about how "beer goggles" make her & her friends think some guys r a lot better looking than they actually are, but u don't need NE beer. It just has a bad aftertaste & loads of calories.
Vicks
At 1:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, u shud definitely start usin’ whatevah zit cream dunc iz usin’. i saw him 2day (or wuz it last monday?) & hiz skin looked clear.
i dunno wussup w/alexandra. we had a gr8 nite last nite & 2day she tol’ me i treat her like a kid. i think it wuz cause i sed, “hi” 2 her nstead of “hello”. “hello” iz more adult, i guess. i hope she duzn't dump me, cuz i luk old now. that wud rilly bite, cuz i rilly like her. but i unnerstand, u don't wanna b w/sum guy who luks like he cud b ur dad.
neway, alexandra & i r gonna c geranium play hockey 2day aftah skool. i hope u can make it. i think alexandra wuz gonna nvite vicki simone 2 come 2. it’s fun 2b w/alexandra @a hockey game. she knowz lots of stuff ‘bout hockey.
At 1:37 PM,
April Patterson said…
hockey after school, i m so there!
apes
At 1:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yeah. I guess you're all right. I was just thinkin' he'd be happier with a more mature girl, not me.
Is it wrong that I really liked when Jeremy blew milk bubbles out his nose at lunch?
I don't know ... I really liked that. I heard girls at a nearby table go, "Ewwwww! You're gross!" but all I could say was, "That's so cool!"
I'm so messed up = (
We're going to the hockey game after school. I'm super excited. Hockey during the week!!! Are you guys going??? I'll teach you the rules!
Alex
At 2:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, glad u'll b there. i dunno how u got outa workin' @ur mom'z store, but mebbe i don't wanna know, u know? vicki simone, if u're coming, sit w/us. alexandra iz rilly xxcited & i like it wen she iz xxcited. i dunno if h.s. hockey iz like wut she had n the states. i hope she won't b disappointed.
At 2:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello). Your sister’s friend Yulanda is taking care of me now. She replaced the bandages on my face wounds gotten from Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world). Your sister is still at work. Yulanda believes good care involves massage. The younger children from your sister’s morning class make much noise outside the window. Yulanda’s massage method is exciting to them. They must want to be healers, like Yulanda.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 3:12 PM,
Anonymous said…
My delicate little dahlia,
Though you have not expressed concern about my injury--so thoughtfully related here by Ms. Vicki Simone--I am sure this is a mere oversight on your part, and not an indication that you lack concern for me. Although overlooking something like that might necessarily require a lack of concern...but, nevertheless, I will give my beloved begonia the benefit of the doubt.
Never fear--it was a simple swirlie-related injury. Jeffo's little brother Dano kicked me in the spleen right before his Grade 11 buddies dunked me in the toilet. Nurse Horbreth advised me to avoid putting strain on my spleen and the surrounding organs, so I won't be playing hockey or basketball for at least 24 hours.
By the way, my avaricious little amaryllis, we need to have a little talk. You and your lawyer should meet me and my lawyer for dinner at my parents house tonight at seven. I would invite you to bring your parents, but my mother thinks they are disruptive. We can discuss this delicate matter further when you arrive.
My affection is sincerely yours, with love, from Gerald
At 3:59 PM,
April Patterson said…
so gerald, jeremy, alex & i r @ the game, which is almost ovr. after i saw vicki's post abt gerald, i ran 2 the nurse's rm & asked her abt ger. but she was all, "he's resting & is not 2 b disturbed". & then she took a look @ my zits & was like, "those r not normal zits, young lady! i m sending u 2 hospital 2 have those biopsied!" so then i spent an hr & 1/2 going 2 hospital, being biopsied, & the sent back 2 school. so neway, xplained all that 2 ger, who was way bummed that he didn't get 2 play 2day, but he still wanted 2 cheer 4 the team.
lawyer dinner tonite @ ger's, 7pm.
apes
At 4:13 PM,
April Patterson said…
becks, what a freekee story abt mrs. dingle. her story abt that ned doll xplains soooooo much! & it's cube that she gave those bks 2 yr mom. they cd b v. v. useful!
alex is such a hockey fan! i mean, i knew that, but it's like this totally new xperience 2 sit w/her @ a game. she'z got all these cube cheers i nevr heard b4. she jumps up & down a lot & yells stuff @ the players 2. there was this 1 chant she did which ended w/"clarkson still sux", which was confusing cuz there wasn't a player named "clarkson" on either team. & then this guy behind us was all, "hey! i'm clark! what's that u sed abt my son!" & she was all, "no, not 'clark's son'. clarkson, a college player in the states! i just got carried away & 4got i wasn't @ an rpi game, is all!"
ger is tugging @ my sleeve now cuz he's got sumthin' he wants 2 tell me, so gotta wrap up this post!
apes
At 5:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, thanx 2 u & gerund 4 sittin’ w/us n the game. isn’t alexandra gr8? i luv 2b w/her @a hockey game. she gets rilly xxcited.
i know it wuz confusing wen alexandra started cheerin’ "let's go red” wen the r. p. boire colours r blue. she did the same thing wen we were @the leafs game. she wuz a big fan of r.p.i. hockey n the states & i think she got r.p.i. confuzed w/r.p.b. u know the initialz r kinda alike. it wuzn’t a problem wen we went 2 the milton icehawks cuz their colours r red & black, but alexandra wuz kinda mbarrassed wen she did it @the leafs game. i tried tellin’ peeps there red wuz the leafs colour the last tyme they 1 the cup. it’s true but i dunno if they b-lieved me or not.
i know alexandra wuz a little loud ‘bout high skool hockey havin’ 2 share the arena w/otha skoolz. she wuz confuzed there wuz a game goin’ on between 2 othah skoolz wen we got there & didn’t rilly mean thoze thingz she sed ‘bout missin’ the warm up. i’m glad geranium wuz there 2 xxplain it.
wen alexandra wuz standin’ up aftah our team got a goal & sayin’ “ 1, 2, 3, we want more! sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve, sieve!" she wuzn’t talkin’ ‘bout doin’ ne straining, sifting, ricing, or puréeing. i hope u weren’t 2 mbarrassed aftah u started sayin’ “purée. purée. purée. purée.” & alexandra corrected u.
neway. gerbil tol’ alexandra there wuz a game almost every week till the finalz. i think we will b goin’ & ur welcome 2 cheer w/us unless u wanna sit w/the otha hockey playerz’ gf. they sorta had their own little section there & i cud tell sumtymez gerald wished u and he were ovah there nstead of w/me & alexandra. we'll b ur friendz wherevah u sit. don't worry 'bout that.
At 5:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dearest April,
I find your lack of curiosity about the lawyer dinner rather surprising, and also disturbing. Don't you want to know what is going on?
Sincerely yours*, Gerald
*Disclaimer: my affections are yours. My material possessions are mine alone, and by reading this post, you forfeit any and all claim upon them.
At 5:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello). After school, Jesse Mukwa led your sister to her apartment to see her friend Yulanda giving me the healing massage. They spoke to each other outside where I could not hear. Your sister is making food now. She is chopping vegetables very fast and strong. I like the way she cares for me. I think she is making sure I will not choke on any large vegetable pieces.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 6:08 PM,
April Patterson said…
ger, of course i'm curious abt the reason 4 the lawyer dinner. that's y i asked u abt it @ the game, since i noticed u hadn't xplained in yr blog posts. i figured u had a reason 4 that! but u were all, "w8 & see, my little honeybee!" so what gives? now u r scaring me, gerald!
jeremy, i was a lil embarrassed abt my mistake, but alex was v. nice abt the way she corrected me.
apes
At 6:33 PM,
April Patterson said…
ger? r u gonna answer b4 my lawyer picks me up in abt 15 mins? or does this need 2 b a big surprise?
freaked,
apes
At 6:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
Do not despair, my little honeybear. I was simply preoccupied with the preparation of dinner for this evening. We are having homemade black bean soup. Excuse me now, I must go pour in the sherry before you arrive.
Your loving lover, Gerald
P.S.--My attorney has advised me not to speak about the subject of this evening's meeting outside the presence of counsel, so yes, it needs to be a big surprise.
At 6:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, i dunno wut's goin' on w/geranium's fam. my dad alwayz sez it's bad wen the lawyerz r nvolved. don't sign nething ur lawyer hazn't read & if ur lawyer iz making eyez @the othah lawyer, don't sign @all. that's wut my dad sez.
At 6:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
alexandra, i had a rilly gud tyme w/u @hockey. i have a rilly big favour 2 ask u & it's ok if u say no.
i have sum parteez comin’ up where i am suppozed 2 roadie & do the audio 4 rebeccah, where i rilly need 2 have a gf w/me. 1 iz rebeccah’s dad thorvald’s halfway house 4 knuckles mcgee's b-day. 2 iz @ the milboro county jail 4 constable kilkenny's retirement. 3 iz @ the leclerc institute n quebec. useta b wen i did thoze kinda gigz w/rebeccah, back wen she wuz my sometymez gf becky, the alternative lifestylez guyz wudn’t botha me outa respekt 4 her. u can c i rilly, rilly need u 2b there, if u can. if u can’t, i can pretend i have sum kinda disease. that worked 1ce, but it’s betta 2 have a gf watchin’ my backside, if u know wut i mean. lemme know if u can do it.
At 6:59 PM,
April Patterson said…
thanx 4 the advice, jeremy. & becks, thanx 4 the tip abt bad law day. mayB bad 4 every1! :(
apes
At 7:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jeremy, I'm all over going to those parties as your girlfriend. I was hoping you'd ask = D
Can I dress up??
Alex
At 7:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
alexandra, i wud luv 2c u dressed up, especially rilly, rilly feminine & showin' sum cleavage & leg, but not slutty. also, if u hang on me a bit, that helps. i know itz soundz kinda sleazy of me 2 ask 4 that, but it's important there'z no doubt ur a girl & my gf 2 evn guyz w/bad eyesite. i dress rilly, rilly masculine 4 these kindza gigz. the leclerc institute n quebec iz a road trip. so i hope thass not a problem.
At 8:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
My sensitive little stephanotis blossom,
My lawyer tells me it is all right if I write you a note to express my sorrow that you were so upset by our conversation over dinner this evening.
I hope you will feel better soon.
Sincerely, Gerald
This note in no way constitutes an apology or admission of liability.
At 8:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello). Your sister has gone to a Talking Circle. I am too weak to go. The Talking Tircle is a traditional way for my people to solve problems. It removes barriers and allows people to speak freely.
We had chicken and very small pieces of carrot for dinner. Your sister did not speak. I saw a strange thing. Her nose aanzinaagozihe (appears changed). I asked her if she had a nose sickness. She did not speak. I asked her if she had anger with me. She did not speak. I said to her miigwech (thanks) for the dinner. She said, “Don’t lie to me Eric. The dinner is awful. You let Yulanda do those things to you. I am sick of your lies.” I said, “I thought Yulanda was doing a healing massage. My name is Paul.” She said, “I know that.” I said, “You called me Eric.” She began crying. I said, “I care for you deeply. There are things you bear you cannot bear alone. Things are not right and must be put right. Please tell me the name of the one in Mtigwaki (The Land of Trees) you trust that knows the old ways best.” She said, “Laurie McLeod-Shabogesic works with me at school to teach the Ojibwe language and ways.” She called Laurie for me. Laurie said a Talking Circle for mediation was needed with your sister, her friend Yulanda and other women of Mtigwaki (The Land of the Trees) who care for them both. Laurie has the look of a wise woman. I think healing will occur.
I can describe the Talking Circle to you, if you and your friend Gerald need a Talking Circle.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 8:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
alexandra, rebeccah iz prolly rite ‘bout b-ing tarted up @the prison. sumthin’ nice & feminine shud do. altho, if u have a tart outfit, not sayin’ that u do, but if u did, i wud luvv 2c it, i mean w/u n it, that iz, if u have 1. i bettah stop now.
At 8:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'm so ... Confused.
It was ... A game. On ice. Played with sticks. And there a puck and a net and the players wore ice skates. Everything said it was a hockey game but ... The rules were ... Was it a scrimmage?!
When April said the game was almost over after ONLY an hour I said, "No, no, that's the countdown for the period," because I didn't realize that more than twenty minutes had past and there was no intermission. I know you probably heard this then but I thought I would tell you again ... Jeremy pointed out the girlfriends to the players over behind the home bench and I asked Gerald, "Oh! Will you introduce me to the players?!" and he said, "Pfft, no! Just go over and say 'Hi' yourself." and I said, "Pfft. Fine. You're just like Joe!" and then everyone said, "Who?" and I said, "Never mind." Remember? Well, Joe's the guy I went to the RPI games with, every time I asked him to introduce me to the players he said "No! Just introduce yourself."
So, anyhow, then there was cheering and people were leavin', I didn't believe the game was over so I didn't leave. They cleaned the ice and the zamboni came out and resurfaced. Jeremy sat with me and I talked to him about the next period and told him that there was still time for the other team to come back. Jeremy said, "That's it. The high school games are only an hour, an hour an' a half. The games over. Look, the players are coming out over there," and I said, "You're kidding right? That's the game?!" and then they started to turn the lights off!!! And Jeremy kind of pulled me to my feet and I said, "ONE PERIOD!?"
As we were leaving I was still complaining about the game only being one period. Jeremy said, "So does that mean you don't want to go to anymore?" and I kind of hammed and hawed and said, "No. I'll go. I just don't want to replace my weekend hockey with ... Are you sure that was a game?"
We went out to get something to eat afterwards.
Have I mentioned how much I like slightly older looking Jeremy? I really like slightly older looking Jeremy. I feel so ... Gosh. Lucky. I think lucky is the word. I love that he's taller than me. I'm so pathetic.
Are you sure this was a game and not, like, practice or something?
I'm so excited about these upcoming parties = D
Alex
At 8:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
rebeccah, the last tyme we did 1 of thoze gigz 4 ur dad, the convo i heard went like this, "that roadie boy'z fresh meat. do u think the singer will care if her sound goez bad?" "no man, but thorvald will kill u if u mess w/his daughter's bf." "who, the roadie?" "eh. u think?" "nah, better not mess w/thorvald." u may not have heard that convo, but i remembah every word. i'm not sure support staff gets respekt, so i wuz just tryin' 2, u know, get a little xxtra protection. i'm not thinking str8 as usual. u know how i am sumtymez. thanx 4 keepin' me str8.
if u think alexandra will get hurt, then she shudn't come 2 thoze parteez. mebbe the othahz, like the mary worth & the duncan party wud be ok? she rilly wants 2c me work & i promise she won't get n the way. iz that ok?
At 9:35 PM,
April Patterson said…
hey! is thisss thing on? ooooh, wupppp!! bippity, bippity! halloooooo!!!!
i was soooooo mad, but now i'm just kinda, hm, boopity. or floopy. becks, m i boopity or floopy? becks sez it doesn't matter!
i, like, cdn't believe this whole lawyer thing! it like came outta nowhere. when ger was 1st mentioning lawyers, i was all thinking abt the libel (that's a funneee word. libel. libel. liiiiiiiiiibel. oh, where was i? oh, rite!) suit. but then i thot, no, it can't b abt that. an' (la la la la la. becky has freckles! freck. les. that's a funnee word 2! freckles!) what? oh, yeh, he wdn't tell me what it was abt! i i cdn't get dunc's lawyer, like becks sed.
u.n.i.t.y. u.n.i.t.y. that's a uuuuunity. u.n.i.t.y. who ya callin' a b*tch!?!? oh, w8. i 4got i'm not queen latifah. latifah! laaaaaaaaaaa-teeeeeee-faaaaaah!
so, like, ger. gerald. gerrrrrr.alllllllddddd. oh, hi, liz. u r the best sis! i luv u so much! but don' yellat becky. she's got my back 2nite, yo. my backkity, back, back baaaaack!
it's like ray-eee-yain. on yr wedding day! it's like gd advice, u just wdn't take! oh, rite, i'm not alanis. wrong canuck! i'm april. i'm not the average grrrrl frum yr video! my worth is not determined by the price of my clothes! i've learned 2 luv myself unconditionally! bcuz i am a queen!
so, like, gerald. i'm miss world! sumbuddy kill me! kill meeeee pilllllllzzzzzz! no1 cares, my friendz! w8, i'm not courtney luv!
we wisssshhhhh u a merry xmas. uh-oh, i think i'm gonna black o..........
At 10:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Becky,
I wrote up my post before I read about what I'm going to encounter at the parties = ( Now I'm way disappointed that I can't go. I don't think I could wear a turtleneck and big heavy ugly Patterson sweater, no offense April and Liz, and still go with confidence. Bummer = (
I was really hoping I could go too. It'd be better if I didn't. Oh well.
::Sigh::
Hey, thanks for your concern = D
Alex
At 11:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello). Your sister returned. She did not go to the Talking Circle. She told me I need to rest and we can discuss things later. I said I will not be able to rest. I asked her to let me show her the ways of the Talking Circle. She said she would listen.
I picked up your sister’s cat Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) off my head. I said, “You hold part of a sacred animal, usually an eagle feather and speak. No one may interrupt. When you are done, the next person holds it and speaks. The part of the animal goes in a circle until all have spoken. May I show you?” Your sister agreed. I held Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) and stroked her fur. I said, “I am glad I came here to heal. When I am weak, you make me strong. You are a nimaamaa (mother) akwa (bear) defending a sick cub even against your friends. You have teeth, but you are a warrior with a gentle heart. I know of no Anishinabek women to match you besides my nimaamaa (mother) and my nookomis (grandmother). You embrace our customs and ways. You will not damage my people. I met your mother. She showed me your beauty, but she praised your spirit. I could tell the truth of it when she spoke. I have seen the truth of it with my eyes and my injichaagnad (spirit). The men of your past could not have seen what I see. If they did, they would be the men of your future. I want to be in your future.” I tell you these things so you will know my praise for your sister.
I handed Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) to your sister for her turn. She said, “I talked to my friend Candace. She is good at analyzing me. She says I'm scared to invest my real emotions, says I want to push you away. She thinks I like you because you are ‘unattainable’ because of our cultural differences and the dangers of your job. It gives me an excuse to quit when things don’t work. She thinks you are the kind of man my mom would want for me—always nice, always good and that you may be too boring for me. Do you ever do anything that’s not good?”
I said, “I am not to interrupt unless you are done. Are you done speaking?” She said she was and handed me Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world). I said, “I have done many bad things. I do not agree with your friend Candace. You were friendly to me when you never met me. Someone scared would run. You teach people you did not know in a place far away from your own people. Someone who quits would not be here. I do not think I am always good or boring. My thoughts of you are not pure.”
I handed Shiimsa (little brother/sister of the animal world) to your sister for her turn. She said, “I have some special healing for some of your uninjured parts.” Your sister is preparing for the healing.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 11:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
rebeccah, thanx 4 letting alexandra come 2 sum of ur gigz. i rilly appreciate it. u know ur pretty cube.
At 11:53 PM,
duncan anderson said…
Oh, man. Im so glad I hung @ Horny Ts 2day working on the 1st chaps of my autobiography.
Apes, r u ok? An' Rebeccah, can u come an' hear yr remix 2nite? My 'rents r taking me outta skool 2morrow. Were going 2 TO. I think they told me y but I 4got.
L8r.
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