Is it about what Paul has or what Warren lacks?
So, according 2 Liz, Warren (who's gone fr "rich dessert on the table" 2 "rotten leftovers in the garbage") started, like, questioning her in the heli: "So, what U're telling me is, there's some1 else in yr life." Then, instead of being all, "Yeah, that's rite. Paul is gr8!" she was, like, "U're alwayz so far away, Warren. U must d8 other women." & Newly ugly Warren was all, "Yes, I've d8ed other women. But I alwayz think abt U!" OK, Warren, that's totally the same as being in a committed, monogamous relationship w/some1. Then, he sed, "&, I write!" And Liz went, "But we never C ea other!" Warren: "How can I make U believe that I really care abt U?" Liz: "C-ing is believing!" Liz! WTF were U doing! U were all making it sound like there's hope 4 him, if only U cd C him on a reg basis. Y didn't U just say, "Warren, it's 2 l8! Paul is the winner of the 'get with this' sweepstakes!" Geez!
Apes
Apes
posted by April Patterson @ 8:53 AM
10 Comments:
At 10:48 AM,
Anonymous said…
mcdunc, i will c u @ 7!
btw, did u ever get yr kitties 2 learn those cube trix u were tryin' 2 teach 'em?
kiMMi <3 <3 <3
At 10:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
OK, Becky, whatever. You're pretty good with your hands an' all, but not THAT good! Truth is, some writer contacted me looking for some juicy gossip on the up-and-coming "Rebeccah", all willing to pay for a good story. And I was hoping to make the story I've got a bit juicier. But, that's okay, I still have plenty of stuff to gossip about. Can't blame a guy for wanting to get some extra spending $!
Jeffo
At 11:18 AM,
April Patterson said…
yeah, anthony is such a creep. françoise, anthony. geez!
i'm gonna b @ horny tim's in abt an hour, in case u & jeremy feel like swinging by. ger's gonna meet me there.
apes
At 11:49 AM,
Anne said…
It is OK if I join u & Alex @ Horny Tim's? My mom's off work the same week we're off school, & she's doing her Tae Bo workout. That's so 1998. And she might knock over a vase again. I'm getting tired of having 2 move everything b/c Mom won't join a health club!
Plus I got presents 4 u & Alex, I'm so excited 4 u 2 to open them. :-)
Vicks
At 12:06 PM,
April Patterson said…
vicks, c'mon over!
apes
At 12:27 PM,
April Patterson said…
vicks, i hope u like the french-vanilla blend coffee i gave u. i've been all about the caffeine this year!
thanx 4 the astronomy map!
apes
At 1:35 PM,
Anne said…
U guys r the best! Alex, I love the black & blue & purple striped sox. :-) I can't find those kinds anywhere, and since I wear lots of black, I'll b uber-stylin!
And kudos 4 the coffee, Apes. :-) Horny Tim's makes the best French vanilla, period. & it's already ground, woo-hoo!
So happy u dig the globe, Alex! I remember u said u had 1 n ur room, but it was from 1986, & the Soviet Union doesn't exist NEmore, Czechoslovakia is like now, 2 countries, & those Balkan states w/way 2 many consonants have split up & become new countries.
I hope u dig the new planetary map, Apes. It glows n the dark w/a black light. :-) U can imagine Shan...non sending Jeffo or Granthony or some other creep off 2 Uranus or wherevah...lol.
Vicks
At 5:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
Funny, heard the same thing about you, "Rebeccah".
Jeffo
At 7:09 PM,
Anonymous said…
Becky, I now understand what was going on with the strange, manly woman who showed up at the salon asking for a "rat-tail weave." I told her we didn't have rat-tail weaves and tried to talk her into some attractive extensions. But she'd actually brought her own weave piece and just wanted it put in! Well, I did what she asked, but I was surprised she wanted such an ugly look!
Marjee
At 3:02 AM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello).
Holiday time is very busy for the Ontario Provincial Police. I got enough time to read your Real Blog. I read your sister Elizabeth did arrive safely. I was happy to hear this. Please give her my love when you see her and let her know that I miss her.
The words you wrote about Elizabeth explaining our relationship to your family are comforting to me, particularly the “Decision: Paul Wins!” headline. I must admit that when Elizabeth introduced me to her friend Warren, I did not like him. What you wrote about him dating other women, but always thinking of Elizabeth, confirmed that. When we shook hands, I did give him a very hard handshake. That was immature and unworthy behaviour, but I felt very insecure. I believe it was because of some things that happened on the road trip to White River.
When I told your sister, I was falling in love with her, she responded with, “And I’ve never known anyone like you before!” I had hoped for a response more like, “And I am falling in love with you too.” Perhaps it is too early in our relationship to expect that kind of response.
When I said goodbye to your sister, I said, “I hope, when you come back, we’ll still be…” and I left a place where she could finish my sentence with words like “a couple”or “dating.” But your sister responded with “Yes, we’ll still be…” as if she could not define our relationship. I suppose if I had said “a couple” or “dating” then she might have agreed with that, but I failed to say those things.
Then I noticed that your sister had chosen to kiss me on the road in private, but in front of Warren, she gave me a hug. I was unsure if this was because Elizabeth was private in her physical affection or if she did not want to give Warren the impression that we were anything more than friends. As I said, I felt very insecure.
Things got worse when I went to see my family. They greeted me warmly and asked where the girl in my life was. Fortunately, at the time, Warren’s helicopter took off, which is an unusual event for White River, and it distracted them. I told my family that Elizabeth had gotten an earlier ride and had to leave immediately. Unfortunately my ningashi (mother) immediately figured out that it was the helicopter ride and eventually got all the information about the ride out of me. It is difficult for me to keep anything from her when she is truly interested. It seemed like forever that day I had to listen to, “She was right in our town and she couldn’t take 2 minutes to say hello?” or “She told you about the flight she arranged with this Warren right after you told her you were in love with her? That should tell you something.” Or “People just don’t fly into White River to give ‘just friends’ they haven’t seen for a year, helicopter rides to Toronto.” It made me feel even more insecure.
I felt much better, when I read what you wrote about Elizabeth. Miigwech (thank you)!
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
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