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Saturday, July 02, 2005

I promise to stop talkin' about grad soon. . . .

Wow, who knew Becks was feelin' so sentimental about this occasion? You're fulla surprises, my friend!

So, I was thinking about all that grad merchandise I linked to in my last post, and figured if anyone exploits me an' my graduation, it oughta be me. What do you think of this?

Be sure to order it in a nice, snug size so u can look like a hands-on roadside gig!


Edited to add:

Speakin' of exploitin' me, I found this. I can't believe they're using that pic of me for a paper doll. I look terrible! So much for my body image. I'm gettin' on the treadmill right now!

10 Comments:

  • At 10:16 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    EW, ape! how could they do that 2 u? that is SUPER gross!

    and that from when u were like 5, dont thoz FOOBS no that pervs get off on that stuff.

     
  • At 10:49 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    becks, i knew u'd understand! it's so sick an' twisted i hardly no what to say! An' then grown-ups like my mom say i need an attitude adjustment? wtf?

     
  • At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Luann DeGroot said…

    Hey, Apes! I couldn't make it to ur grad 'cuz the 'rents wdn't let me travel, but i'm totally buying that shirt, so I can look like a gig. Tiff will be so jellus!

     
  • At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Hey Apeface. For your paper doll, you have the hips of a 40 year old Jewish woman who's bore 10 kids. Mom told me that you're really Lovey's child. Ha ha!

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    Well, ya know Mom an' her mood swings. When u least expect it, she'll be in one of her anti-Liz moods. Then next thing u know, there'll b a Liz doll with a beer gut an' a one-head!

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    No I slip under Ma's radar. Haven't you noticed? Check out the charater art section. Mike rates. Merry rates. The pets rate. But where am I? I do have the satisfaction of knowing that when I do show up on stuff, I have pretty floaty hair. Yup I get passed over for a lot. An' it's a good thing!

     
  • At 1:52 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    wow, liz, u r rite. i dunno how u got away with that! but u gotta watch out with mom, esp. since u r home for the summer an' i'll be out of her site for a while. stay out of her way when she gets that spooky look in her eyes, esp. when she's been starin' at her ass in the mirror--that almost always sets her off, an' don' forget, she blames u for her ass!

    btw, i notice that in ur profile, one of ur aspirations is "To marry a guy like Dad". is that f'real, or another one of ma's edits?

     
  • At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Yeah it's sorta like one of Mom's edits. It orignially said, "To marry a completely malable male, like my father.

    Meanwhile. Look at the cool website I found. It gives me some great ideas for Shiims.

    http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/mzrcity.htm

    Sorry no tags! I don't have time I hear mom coming! Gotta fly.

     
  • At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Connie said…

    Liz, I found Shiimsa in my basement, hiding behind the washing machine. . . . with curlers in her hair. What's--oh, I see. Never mind.

     
  • At 7:10 AM, Anonymous Shannon said…

    Grad...grad...grad...grad...grad...grad...grad...

     

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