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Sunday, July 31, 2005

My Mom Hates Mosquitoes

OK, I know what u must be thinking. Who doesn't hate mosquitoes? But no one hates mosquitoes the way my mom hates them. U see, she has this almost psycho response to them. If she manages to crush the skeeter the death w/a quick swat, then okay, but if she doesn't? Man, you do NOT wanna be in our house. She freaks! Once, it got so bad that Anne and Connie both called the cops cuz they thought we must have an intruder in here. God, that was so embarrassing. Now I hate 2 think what would happen if we really did have an intruder, & the nabes just assumed "mosquito".

Liz says that one of the best things about Aunt Bev is that she isn't Mom. Yup, I think she's got a point. Well, more news soon. . . .

TTYL, Apes

2 Comments:

  • At 3:41 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    I remember a time when Mike and I were just little and he decided to get Mom all riled up and told her there was a mosquito in his room. Man she when ballistic! She trashed the room as Mike kept yelling "It's over there Mom! Get it! Get it!" Mike said, "It must have flown out the window" Mom turned to him and said, "Clean this room up! What a slob". Some how that little story didn't make it to a strip. Mike are you out there? Do you remember pulling that prank on Mom and how hard we laughed as I helped you clean up the room. Those were the good ol'days before you turned into a pompus.....well a father.

     
  • At 4:29 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    liz, that musta been hella funny. mike, u useta play funny pranks? when did u change?

     

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