Howard = Ew
Well, Becky, Duncan, & I were on IM 2gether, since Becks was really, really upset & Dunc had been such a bonehead. After a while, Becks got Dunc 2 say he was sorry 4 the cams & also got him 2 admit he spread the "roadside gig" goss after spying on her & Jeffo. And 2 say he was sorry 4 that 2, plus "U R the queen of all music, singing, & dancing, O Royal Highness Rebecca Who is & Alwayz Will B Better Than Me". Gerald tried to butt in a couple of times, but we told him this was not his biz. Once that was over, I saw that Liz had sent me a picture on her phone camera, with a txt "Ugly Howard Who Hit on Me". Ew! This guy looks 2 B about our Dad's age, he's got this shaved-head thing going on, and he looks like he's made of cookie dough. Like she needs this after all that Anthony stuff.
Well, that's all I've got at the mo. I've got a weird feeling this is gonna be a long day. Like my grad day, that seemed to go on forfrigginever. I'd say it's some kind of quantum-physics sorta thing, but I haven't had those "vitamins" from Becky in a while. Which reminds me, gotta get some more.
Apes out
Well, that's all I've got at the mo. I've got a weird feeling this is gonna be a long day. Like my grad day, that seemed to go on forfrigginever. I'd say it's some kind of quantum-physics sorta thing, but I haven't had those "vitamins" from Becky in a while. Which reminds me, gotta get some more.
Apes out
posted by April Patterson @ 6:39 AM
11 Comments:
At 1:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
well i decided it would still be funny if dunc spent the summer at prison camp 4 boyz so i'm still pressing charges. :) i think he will look good in stripes.
beckster
p.s.--mom figured out i was bogarting her vitamins an' she cut me off. she sez they're way expensive. i guess she doesn't get a bulk discount frum her dealer.
At 2:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
ok well i talked to the cops again an' they said that since dunc is still young an' all that they don't want to put him "into the system." They r gonna put an ankle monitor on him so they know when he is where he shouldn't be--like in my yard at night, hiding in the bushes an' peeking in my window.
i think this is way cool! ha ha dunc, u r busted!
becks
p.s.--the only reason i didn't keep hassling them 2 put dunc in prison camp is that apes asked me not to. u better thank her, dunc.
At 2:43 PM,
April Patterson said…
thanks, becks, u r the best! dunc, u better watch urself (steada watchin' every1 else).
At 2:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
Duncan if I ever hear U R bothering Becky again, my foot wil be so far up UR ass, U'll find my toes when U blow UR nose, wussy boy!
At 2:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
sorry, becky, i nev. ment 2 get u so upset. my dad's makin' me clean all his little trains with a q-tip an' spend a week readin' to old folks at the home.
At 3:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
i know, dunc. you hope that nobody notices u when u are spying on them thru windows an' cams an' stuff. but that doesn't make it rite.
i don't believe u r sorry. the school counselor sez u r a sex offender an' that they have no soul an' that u can never be cured except maybe by castration. which my sis sez she will do if u ever get caught in my yard again.
becks
p.s.--i think u will like ur ankle bracelet. u like lipstick so maybe u will like jewelry too!
At 5:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
That Howard, he's such a bwaheena-stu-lala-twee. Oh, pardon me, I'm doing it again, using those Ojibway expressions I learned up North. I mean, he's a hairy, gross, boorish, apelike foob with halitosis and a tiny brain. This day is going from bad to worse, Apes.
At 6:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
liz, u should punch him in the nuts. didn't you learn any native martial arts or anything? Or maybe u secretly like him.
At 6:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
I've been taking Ooboowahtsees Kickboxing, so if I need to, I can give him a hard, swift kick where it hurts. But the peaceful MtigNobles have taught me to keep that as a last resort.
At 8:36 AM,
Anonymous said…
oh hey just wanted 2 tell u apes that my mom an' i are moving in2 a apartment now since dad's not paying his child support an' mom can't afford the house payment. so i will be offline 4 a few dayz. guess what one of the movers is young an' he's way hot with a 6 pack an' a tight, yummy ass. he wuz making eyes at me so i m gonna go put on my halter top now an' see what happens. i might go roadside with him if he is a good kisser.
will report back.
becks
p.s.--actually it looks like mom might ruin my roadside plan cuz she saw me typing this an' totally flipped out. she said, "OMG having daughters is way more truble then it's worth, i have 2 watch u like a hawk every second." As if. she is usually too stoned 2 watch me. when she's here. whatever.
At 10:17 AM,
April Patterson said…
ok, becks, i'll miss u. b careful w/the mover guy. don't forget what happened 2 that girl Stacey Schtumpterlowski in our class at school!
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