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Monday, August 08, 2005

Beyond Creepy

I tried calling home just now, cuz I'm homesick already & worried about Liz 2. She said, "Can't talk right now, Dad just went out to have a talk with Howard, if that's him watching me from the car that looks exactly like his!" And click, she hung up. This is so scary! I'm gonna e-mail Liz right after I post this 2 C if they're OK down there.

Aunt Bev & Uncle Danny are gonna teach me some card games tonight, but it'll be hard thinking about that when I'm thinking about that other stuff. Well, gotta fly.

Apes

11 Comments:

  • At 10:13 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    ur not playing strip poker, r u? u can't do that with relatives. I had a uncle (a real 1) who tried to teach me that when I wuz 12 an' he got 18 months probation.

    i m way freaked out about liz's stalker 2 so i called dunc. we r gonna sneak over 2 ur parents' house 2nite an' see if we can catch him doing it. dunc knows all the sneaky tricks, as u know. we figure that it won't be dangerous cuz the cops are following dunc everywhere anyway.

    we will let u all know what we C!

    luv, the beckster

     
  • At 10:29 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    thanx 4 lookin' out 4 my sis, beckers. it's hard being so far away w/all this going on. glad dunc can put his sneakiness 2 gd use!

     
  • At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Dad is still out there! I don't know what to do! Part of me says to grab the ol'bat and follow him in case he needs back up, but then again I don't want to get Mom involved in this yet. The other part of me says to call the cops. I am so upset that I can't even resist making bad puns!!

     
  • At 2:24 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    this is so scary, liz! maybe u need 2 call officer luggsworth?

     
  • At 4:18 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    lol, no liz, that was a good pun. cuz it's a joke about ur mom. an' it's MEAN! lolol

     
  • At 5:20 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    true! 4 once it was a pun w/a gd cause, liz!

     
  • At 6:20 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    hey dunc where r u? r u still mad at me? come out--we need 2 plan r raid on the patterson house. i need 2 know where the best hiding spots 4 spying r.

    let's kiss an' make up i hear ur lip gloss is grape flavor. ha ha.

    becks

     
  • At 6:28 PM, Anonymous duncan said…

    i had 2 wait til my mom an' dad weren't looking b4 i got online. i can't meet at ur house Bcuz of restr. order, so throw a pebble @ my window when u r ready & i'll sneak out. my dad is playing w/his trains & my mom is watching tv so they won't notice.

     
  • At 11:08 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    ok, c u soon! wear the grape flavor!

    becks

     
  • At 11:18 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Oh man! I'm sitting here with my father's life possibly in mortal danger and you guys are flirting over grape lip gloss!

    Ok maybe I should go outside. Or maybe I should sit here and twiddle my thumbs. I hate this Victorian Patterson training my mother has forced into my brain which causes me to stand here and wring my hands while my father could be in mortal danger.

    Hey Dunc, if I give you the money will you buy me some grape lip gloss too! See! See! I am inane too! I am such a Patterson!

     
  • At 3:05 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    ok, here's what dunc an' i saw.

    we snuck up behind some bushes by the edge of ur lawn, liz. we could see howard in his car. he wuz...well, i think he wuz...you know. jerking off. that's what dunc sed NEway. and moaning ur name, liz. way gross. he has a picture of u dangling frum his rearview mirror. i think it was the one they put in the paper when the Milboro Shop n' Save ran that article about u going 2 Mtigwhatchamacallit. he was kinda smooching it some.

    NEway, when ur dad came out of ur house, Howard burned rubber. he almost ran over dunc but i yanked him outta the way. poor dunc his manolo blahnik strappy sandals fell off an' howard's tires shredded 'em. he did save his fake fendi purse tho. lucky the cops were just around the corner watching dunc an' me when liz's dad called em' so they came real real fast.

    i hope dunc got home ok the sandals i loaned him are only a girls size 6 an' he's like a girl's 10 or so.

    your buddy the beckster

    p.s.--more tomorrow dunc sez he knows where howard's house is an' we're gonna go do sum more spyin'!

     

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