Simple Life

If only Becky were here, we could be like Paris and Nicole in The Simple Life! Only I guess I'd have 2 B Nicole, & then we'd have a big falling out, then I'd lose too much weight & start hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. So mayB that wdn't be such a great plan, but I do miss Beckers. I can't believe how shocked Aunt Bev looked when I asked if she had NE video gamez. What, she's nev heard of them B4? I hope my cousin Laura will B fun to hang with. I dunno, though. She's a teacher @ the local college & she teaches agriculture. I hope she can talk about other things 2!

Liz sent me an e-mail saying she still has a creepy feeling about that Howard guy at work. I hope that doesn't come 2 NEthing, but I said mayB she'd better tell Mom & Dad what's going on, even tho that cd mean bad puns & other annoying stuff.

Apes out