April's Real Blog

Friday, August 12, 2005


Quick text message from Liz just came in:
anthony = hero
liz = damsel in distress
I can't imagine Thérèse is going 2 B happy that A. went to the garden centre, let alone rescued Liz. There's sure 2 B lotsa dram from this, ppl! NEway I'm just relieved that Liz is OK. It's scary 2 think that creeps like Howard can B at yr job where U R just minding yr own biz.

BTW, I'm posting this from my phone cuz the auntie & unk said I needed 2 get away from the 'puter & have me a nice long walk. But don't worry, I'll B back online l8r 2 check comments!

Hiking Apes out


  • At 8:13 AM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Alright Apes. Mom just went off to the store. I can tell you a what happened.

    Lawrence told me he had a meeting in town with Nick, which is code word for "going to get some nookie" (or they went to meet a case worker about adopting). So, I was at the counter working when Howard came up and started acting like the dumbass he is. He then cornered me at the desk. Howard was suddenly all hands, trying to grope me and telling me to be friendly. I felt like I was going to be sick. I hit him in the head and tried to run away, but he was much too fast for me. That's when he grabbed my boob so hard and I started screaming for help. It could have been anyone, but it was Anthony. Yup. I am as surprised as you are.

    But, he just subdued Howard, made him apologize and let him go.
    I'm not saying that this is my fault or anything. Howard is the one with the serious problem. But, if I had just let Lawrence know what was going on or called the cops like Dad wanted, none of this would have happened.

    You know I am trying to be good and sensible and remember that even if he's unhappy, Anthony is a married man. He's really starting to look old, but being unhappy will do that to you right?

  • At 9:31 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    phew, i'm so glad u r ok. i'm still worried about what howard mite do next. & now anthony! beckers says her hairdresser's sister works w/therese. she heard that t has been xtra paranoid ever since u & gord stopped by the house. pls b careful!

  • At 1:36 PM, Blogger Vicki Simone said…

    I'm glad U R all right too, Liz. I wish we all lived someplace like Texas or Tennessee, where u can legally carry firearms and....defend urself pretty well against creeps like Howard!

    I think I'll stick w/my comments name. I like the French-Canadian white trash ring to it....LOL.

  • At 2:16 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    hey yeah liz maybe if u say u love Anthony an' screw him, he will b restored 2 youth an' vigor.

    worth a try.



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