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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

What's going on?

Wow, I'm not sure what's going on, cuz I haven't been able 2 talk 2 Liz since she hung up on me B4. Becky & Dunc did some spy work & Dunc saw Howard doing some, well, "ew" in the car while looking @ a pic of Liz. Then he tore off when he saw Dad gettin' close. After I read Becky's comments to my last post, I got on IM & she also told me she saw Dad writing down the licence plate #. I hope he gets the cops involved. Mom's warped our heads so much, I'm afraid Liz prolly wants 2 wait until something even worse happens.

Aunt Bev & Uncle Danny R telling me a good game of bridge oughta help take my mind off my worries. But it's gonna B hard 2 concentrate!

Apes out


  • At 8:10 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    it was kinda amazing how studly ur dad was. i kinda expected him 2, like, freeze like a deer in the headlights. i guess cuz ur mom woulda done that, an' ur dad is usually wimpier than her. but he was actually pretty cube. i almost died frum shock. sorry 2 say that liz wuz a total mini-elly about the whole thing.

    dunc is mad at me again. he thinks i should buy him a new pair o' manolos cuz it wuz my idea to go spying, an' he only did it cuz he thought i wuz gonna kiss him, an' i thought he knew i wuz just kidding around. i mean, ick. u don't kiss the guy u got a restraining order on. i learned that frum my mom. don't send mixed messages 2 ur stalker! which i guess i kinda did by asking him 2 go spy with me.

    that's a public service announcement 2 u, liz.


  • At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Ok first off I would never go around kissing Howard. Secondly, even though we have proof that he was hanging around the house, I want to rationalize. Maybe he was visiting a friend across the street or something. Ok I know total denial. It's just hard to believe anyone would do something crazy like this. I get why Duncan spys. He's a kid. Jesse spys all the time. You remember Jesse from Mtigwak. He and the others always spying on me looking for cookies. I get why Duncan spys. He just wants to be in the "know". But why the heck is Howard spying on me. I told him in not so many words that I want nothing to do with him!

  • At 8:46 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    umm...i think the reason dunc knew howard wuz wanking is cuz that's what he does when he spies. i mean, he's not putting a camera in my bedroom and bathroom just to be "in the know." he's a pervo.

    i know u wouldn't kiss howard, but ur denial an' ur "verbal back an' forth" r prolly giving him the wrong impression. u think ur telling him off. he sees it as u flirting back. an' when u don't get mad over him following u an' spying on u--what's he gonna think?

    trust me, i learned all this frum a stalker broshure that the cops gave me.

    peace out, becks

  • At 10:16 AM, Anonymous duncan said…

    I should of listened to my lawyer and not to Beckers. She said she'd help me in court if I went out with her. And I know that Howard was j-offing 'cause I saw him thru the car window.

    BTW, those stupid webcams didn't work. I never saw nothin' so now you can all laugh at me more.

  • At 10:48 AM, Anonymous duncan said…

    P.S. Liz if Howard comes back, get your mom to give him some seafood surprise. That made me sick for a coupla days, so it should work for him too.

  • At 11:27 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    lol i hate 2 say it but dunc has a good idea. let ur mom invite him over like he's a real date, then kill him with her cooking!

  • At 11:31 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    liz, i'd 4gotten all abt those kidz & the cookies. i know howard's not a kid, but if u think abt it, u also encouraged those kidz by giving them cookies. that's y they came back the next day & stared in yr window. listen to becks, liz, & make sure u don't give him NE mixed messages.

    hey & i think dunc's right about that seafood surprise. only don't give howie NE food, cuz even if it's bad food, he mite think food = luv!

  • At 11:33 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    hey, it's OK to give him dinner so long as it actually kills him. plus if it's food poisoning it's not murder right?

  • At 11:38 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    hee hee, mayB u r rite, becks. tho i guess i'd have 2 delete all these comments where we r "premeditating"!


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