What's going on?
Wow, I'm not sure what's going on, cuz I haven't been able 2 talk 2 Liz since she hung up on me B4. Becky & Dunc did some spy work & Dunc saw Howard doing some, well, "ew" in the car while looking @ a pic of Liz. Then he tore off when he saw Dad gettin' close. After I read Becky's comments to my last post, I got on IM & she also told me she saw Dad writing down the licence plate #. I hope he gets the cops involved. Mom's warped our heads so much, I'm afraid Liz prolly wants 2 wait until something even worse happens.
Aunt Bev & Uncle Danny R telling me a good game of bridge oughta help take my mind off my worries. But it's gonna B hard 2 concentrate!
Apes out
Aunt Bev & Uncle Danny R telling me a good game of bridge oughta help take my mind off my worries. But it's gonna B hard 2 concentrate!
Apes out
posted by April Patterson @ 7:30 AM
9 Comments:
At 8:10 AM,
Anonymous said…
it was kinda amazing how studly ur dad was. i kinda expected him 2, like, freeze like a deer in the headlights. i guess cuz ur mom woulda done that, an' ur dad is usually wimpier than her. but he was actually pretty cube. i almost died frum shock. sorry 2 say that liz wuz a total mini-elly about the whole thing.
dunc is mad at me again. he thinks i should buy him a new pair o' manolos cuz it wuz my idea to go spying, an' he only did it cuz he thought i wuz gonna kiss him, an' i thought he knew i wuz just kidding around. i mean, ick. u don't kiss the guy u got a restraining order on. i learned that frum my mom. don't send mixed messages 2 ur stalker! which i guess i kinda did by asking him 2 go spy with me.
that's a public service announcement 2 u, liz.
becks
At 8:43 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ok first off I would never go around kissing Howard. Secondly, even though we have proof that he was hanging around the house, I want to rationalize. Maybe he was visiting a friend across the street or something. Ok I know total denial. It's just hard to believe anyone would do something crazy like this. I get why Duncan spys. He's a kid. Jesse spys all the time. You remember Jesse from Mtigwak. He and the others always spying on me looking for cookies. I get why Duncan spys. He just wants to be in the "know". But why the heck is Howard spying on me. I told him in not so many words that I want nothing to do with him!
At 8:46 AM,
Anonymous said…
umm...i think the reason dunc knew howard wuz wanking is cuz that's what he does when he spies. i mean, he's not putting a camera in my bedroom and bathroom just to be "in the know." he's a pervo.
i know u wouldn't kiss howard, but ur denial an' ur "verbal back an' forth" r prolly giving him the wrong impression. u think ur telling him off. he sees it as u flirting back. an' when u don't get mad over him following u an' spying on u--what's he gonna think?
trust me, i learned all this frum a stalker broshure that the cops gave me.
peace out, becks
At 10:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
I should of listened to my lawyer and not to Beckers. She said she'd help me in court if I went out with her. And I know that Howard was j-offing 'cause I saw him thru the car window.
BTW, those stupid webcams didn't work. I never saw nothin' so now you can all laugh at me more.
At 10:48 AM,
Anonymous said…
P.S. Liz if Howard comes back, get your mom to give him some seafood surprise. That made me sick for a coupla days, so it should work for him too.
At 11:27 AM,
Anonymous said…
lol i hate 2 say it but dunc has a good idea. let ur mom invite him over like he's a real date, then kill him with her cooking!
At 11:31 AM,
April Patterson said…
liz, i'd 4gotten all abt those kidz & the cookies. i know howard's not a kid, but if u think abt it, u also encouraged those kidz by giving them cookies. that's y they came back the next day & stared in yr window. listen to becks, liz, & make sure u don't give him NE mixed messages.
hey & i think dunc's right about that seafood surprise. only don't give howie NE food, cuz even if it's bad food, he mite think food = luv!
At 11:33 AM,
Anonymous said…
hey, it's OK to give him dinner so long as it actually kills him. plus if it's food poisoning it's not murder right?
At 11:38 AM,
April Patterson said…
hee hee, mayB u r rite, becks. tho i guess i'd have 2 delete all these comments where we r "premeditating"!
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