April "Unspeakable Horror" Marian Patterson
OMG, I don't think I have normal zits, yo. I look like I've got boils. Like something fr. an evil spell a witch mite cast. A dark, menacing witch who mite live in, oh, dunno? Corbeil? If she's still, like, displeased?
Thank goodness we got Lirpa back 2 mirror world. U shda seen her scowling @ me on her side of the mirror this morning cuz she seemz 2 h8 the zits/boils as much as I do, even tho hers are reversed. In case U haven't had a chance 2 catch up on all the comments fr. yesterday, my alter ego self fr. the other side of the mirror got unleashed in2 our world, all cuz my mom had been all "Don't poke at yrself in the mirror" & since I thot that was such a bizarre thing 2 say, I really did try 2 poke @ myself in the mirror, which made "Lirpa" spring out & cause trub all day. Like, apparently in her world, she & Jeremy's other self R a couple & Lirpa's like, a big raging slut. She even tried 2 seduce Gerald, even tho his alter ego's like, her big enemy. & his st00pid dad tried 2 B all standing guard @ my house 2 let this happen! Luckily, Becky's mom usta B in a coven back in her uni dayz, & she knew what 2 do 2 cast Lirpa back in2 her own world. & she wisely figured that this weirdness was linked back 2 the Johnston Institute up in Corbeil.
After Mrs. McGuire got her spell 2 work, she was all yellin' @ Becks 4 going up 2 Corbeil on that biker roadtrip. "U shd have talked 2 me, Becky! I wd have told U that they R involved in the darkest of magicks up there! Wiccans like in my old coven, we tried 2 work against that kind of evil, but this is NOT 4 amateurs!" Then as she was saying all that, the ink-smelling black Newfoundland dog appeared, the one who can talk 2 Becks thru telepathy & tells her he's Howard! More Corbeil evil!
And speaking of which, Dunc has been having these weird episodes where he's doing & saying thingz totally out of "Dunc" character, like the convo w/Becky when she was pretending 2 B Ger. & , like, listening 2 classical while imagining a life like (ew!) my dad's!
Jeremy sez he was all inspired by the luv-looks he was getting fr. Lirpa, so he left a note 4 Alex hoping his words in writing wd prevent NE misunderstandings.
Apes, freaked!
Thank goodness we got Lirpa back 2 mirror world. U shda seen her scowling @ me on her side of the mirror this morning cuz she seemz 2 h8 the zits/boils as much as I do, even tho hers are reversed. In case U haven't had a chance 2 catch up on all the comments fr. yesterday, my alter ego self fr. the other side of the mirror got unleashed in2 our world, all cuz my mom had been all "Don't poke at yrself in the mirror" & since I thot that was such a bizarre thing 2 say, I really did try 2 poke @ myself in the mirror, which made "Lirpa" spring out & cause trub all day. Like, apparently in her world, she & Jeremy's other self R a couple & Lirpa's like, a big raging slut. She even tried 2 seduce Gerald, even tho his alter ego's like, her big enemy. & his st00pid dad tried 2 B all standing guard @ my house 2 let this happen! Luckily, Becky's mom usta B in a coven back in her uni dayz, & she knew what 2 do 2 cast Lirpa back in2 her own world. & she wisely figured that this weirdness was linked back 2 the Johnston Institute up in Corbeil.
After Mrs. McGuire got her spell 2 work, she was all yellin' @ Becks 4 going up 2 Corbeil on that biker roadtrip. "U shd have talked 2 me, Becky! I wd have told U that they R involved in the darkest of magicks up there! Wiccans like in my old coven, we tried 2 work against that kind of evil, but this is NOT 4 amateurs!" Then as she was saying all that, the ink-smelling black Newfoundland dog appeared, the one who can talk 2 Becks thru telepathy & tells her he's Howard! More Corbeil evil!
And speaking of which, Dunc has been having these weird episodes where he's doing & saying thingz totally out of "Dunc" character, like the convo w/Becky when she was pretending 2 B Ger. & , like, listening 2 classical while imagining a life like (ew!) my dad's!
Jeremy sez he was all inspired by the luv-looks he was getting fr. Lirpa, so he left a note 4 Alex hoping his words in writing wd prevent NE misunderstandings.
Apes, freaked!
posted by April Patterson @ 9:19 AM
11 Comments:
At 12:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. ur hair luks rilly good pulled back & hangin' loose. u luk a lot like ur sis. plus, u luk like u have gotten evn taller. man. i wish i cud do that. yru still usin' blem gone? it duzn't work. peeps think u have sum skin disease. i've been tellin' them it's just zits, cuz wen u tell it's frum an evil witch, they think ur goin' crayzee. lay off the witch talk, ok? i donno yu don't think u luk gud. every1 knows rilly gud hair makes up 4 zits. i need 2 say sumthin' nice 2day cuz i'm so depressed. alexandra won't talk 2 me. i think she h8s me.
At 12:22 PM,
April Patterson said…
i'm thinking of switching my hairdo, but i mite w8 until my skin clearz. i actually switched fr. blem gone 2 that stuff u gave me, but i think that itch-way u say i shdn't talk abt mite b makin' it not work.
i think alex still doesn't feel well. she told me she's all, like, congested & stuff.
apes
p.s. i'm not sure y i'm taller now, but i have a bad feeling i mite shrink back, @ least a lil. thingz r so weird these dayz!
At 12:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. ur usin' the stuff i gave u & it didn't work? u may b rite 'bout that itch-way. neway @least alexandra iz talkin' 2u. that meanz she duzn't h8 every1, just me. if u switch hairdos, don't go back 2 the bun. i like long flowing hair n girlz, just like alexandra'z. becks' hair luks gud 2. that new girl eva's hair iz way 2 tite, evn titer than ur old bun. ick!
At 12:48 PM,
April Patterson said…
i have a feeling alex will b glad 2 c & talk 2 u when she feelz better, jeremy. btw, i h8 the "bun" lk 2. if i put it in a bun like that, i usually take it out 1ce i get 2 school, neway.
apes
At 1:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. i wish i wuz az sure 'bout alexandra az ur. neway, ur hair luks gud 2day. jus' thot i wud tell u.
At 1:15 PM,
April Patterson said…
thanx abt the hair. i'll give alex sum of my cough drops 2 help her feel better.
apes
At 2:40 PM,
April Patterson said…
omg, that soundz freekee, becks!
apes
At 4:19 PM,
April Patterson said…
v. v. freekee, becks! farley soundz happy! yay!
apes
At 5:14 PM,
April Patterson said…
::sobbing::
all my best early memoriez have farley in 'em, esp when he'd play w/me, becks, & dunc! i hafta go & give eddie sum xtra hugz & tell him abt his dad. i'll even give sum xtra luv 2 dix, who can't help bein' a ratdog! & a special salad 4 buttsy!
apes
At 8:57 PM,
April Patterson said…
omg, omg, omg. mr. b was ALIVE when my mom put him in the freezer? I was, like, totally gonna check his pulse myself, but mom was all, "no need, i've checked him myself, and he's passed. and it's a miracle."
i feel so horrible! it's true that after mr. b died i tried 2 learn my lesson & b a better bunny caretaker 2 butterscotch. but i nev imagined mr. b was so angry in his afterlife! becks, is there like sum special "making it up" spellz i can learn fr. yr mom, like making peace w/a dead?
i've gotta go hug the doggiez & bunny sum more!
::feeling horrible::
apes
At 1:40 AM,
Anonymous said…
Elizabeth,
Kaa-mesnin gwanaaj oshki-ikwe! (I miss you, beautiful one)!
I am happy you loved the story from my people. We when mazhiwe (hike) on Monday, there are niibiwa bezhigwanong nigaa nooskwaada` (many stories I can tell) you. I am very interested in ojiindiwinan giin mitaagwazhe nindoodooshimag (hearing your stories also). Your friend Rebecca McGuire tells interesting stories too. Was Mr. B an old boyfriend of yours? He sounds fond of you.
I will be glad to talk to Ashawinoodeseg (Jesse) as long as he does not follow us when we mazhiwe (hike).
Gawaabmin miinwa (Hope to see you again soon)
Constable Paul Wright
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