Skin Care = NOT my Biggest Worry!
Y M I even talking abt zits when Howard's disappeared, Brenda's been, like, teleported back 2 her office & she's, like, had her memory of us wiped, & Becky's out lost sumwhere w/her Dad & that guy Orque cuz they went out on motorcycles 2 find Howard? I mean, really, zits? But, yeah, 4 sum reason, I hafta keep telling this zit thing 4 a while, so I'll get it ov. w/ & then get back 2 talkin' abt the more important stuff.
So Sunday, when Mom took me 2 the pharmacy, she was in the aisle, like, reading out all the labels and propertiez of the products. & I just wanted 2 grab sumthin' & go. Thank God Dee was busy w/customers, cuz otherwise they prolly wda had a big "buying zit cream" conference & asked the whole store 2 join in. On the way home, I asked Mom how long it wd take 4 the stuff 2 work, like she'd know. Ha! & she was all, "I don't know. The most important thing is 2 keep yr hands off yr face." Which wasn't that helpful, U know? After I scrubbed the heck out of my face w/Blem Gone, I read an article in Seventeen saying I shd cleanse my face gently insteada scrub, scrub, scrubbing. MayB Mom cda told me that.
NEway, this stuff with Howard & Brenda happened when they were up in Corbeil investigating the Johnston Institute For Better Living (JIForBL). The mysterious midwife Lynn Johnston is, apparently, the big boss up there, & she, like, admitted she's behind the rapid aging in Mboro. Well, she sed she's responsible 4 everything in Mboro, & she yelled @ Howard 4 not doing his "job" properly, his "job" being 2 get every1 2 luv Anthony & want him 2 end up w/Liz. But Y blame Howard 4 that & not, say, Anthony? & Steph the web designer works up there 2, & she, like, threatened 2 erase Howard w/a big eraser! & sed all this stuff abt free will in Mboro being this big illusion & Ms. Johnston deciding whether Becky & I fite & whether ppl think Mom's a saint, & all that! It's like sum of the more trippy stuff we've read in English class! I am so flipped out, I don't know what 2 do!
I'm not gonna post abt our other teenage-drama stuff rite now cuz I M 2 worried abt Howard, Brenda, and Becky rite now! Becks wrote in her last message that she thinks she's gonna die! I'm scared! Constable Wright, R U far fr. where Becky sed she is? Cd U lk 4 a blonde girl traveling w/sum bikers?
Apes out
So Sunday, when Mom took me 2 the pharmacy, she was in the aisle, like, reading out all the labels and propertiez of the products. & I just wanted 2 grab sumthin' & go. Thank God Dee was busy w/customers, cuz otherwise they prolly wda had a big "buying zit cream" conference & asked the whole store 2 join in. On the way home, I asked Mom how long it wd take 4 the stuff 2 work, like she'd know. Ha! & she was all, "I don't know. The most important thing is 2 keep yr hands off yr face." Which wasn't that helpful, U know? After I scrubbed the heck out of my face w/Blem Gone, I read an article in Seventeen saying I shd cleanse my face gently insteada scrub, scrub, scrubbing. MayB Mom cda told me that.
NEway, this stuff with Howard & Brenda happened when they were up in Corbeil investigating the Johnston Institute For Better Living (JIForBL). The mysterious midwife Lynn Johnston is, apparently, the big boss up there, & she, like, admitted she's behind the rapid aging in Mboro. Well, she sed she's responsible 4 everything in Mboro, & she yelled @ Howard 4 not doing his "job" properly, his "job" being 2 get every1 2 luv Anthony & want him 2 end up w/Liz. But Y blame Howard 4 that & not, say, Anthony? & Steph the web designer works up there 2, & she, like, threatened 2 erase Howard w/a big eraser! & sed all this stuff abt free will in Mboro being this big illusion & Ms. Johnston deciding whether Becky & I fite & whether ppl think Mom's a saint, & all that! It's like sum of the more trippy stuff we've read in English class! I am so flipped out, I don't know what 2 do!
I'm not gonna post abt our other teenage-drama stuff rite now cuz I M 2 worried abt Howard, Brenda, and Becky rite now! Becks wrote in her last message that she thinks she's gonna die! I'm scared! Constable Wright, R U far fr. where Becky sed she is? Cd U lk 4 a blonde girl traveling w/sum bikers?
Apes out
posted by April Patterson @ 7:34 AM
24 Comments:
At 9:58 AM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Hello there. I hope you don't mind me intruding on your blog. I found some notes on my desk pertaining to some pretty interesting things and I thought I would read up on your blog. All I have to say is Wow! The only problem I have right now is, I can't leave the Flash.
Boy, I bet Becky wishes she still had one of those GPS devices right about now.
Well, since I am part of this mess, even though I don't remember, I can do something about getting Becky out of it. I called The Professor about tracking Becky and he said he could try to do so through her cell phone signal. I have him what I hope is Becky's number, it was in my rolodex labled, "Becky McGuire's Cell Phone #". I then called my friend Kit he said he'd call in a favor and send a friend of ours after Becky.
Now Becky, should be getting a call from The Professor, then you will see a big guy in a purple suite, don't run. He's a friend of mine and he'll take you home. You'll probably end up with a tattoo for all your trouble, but as long as it doesn't contain a skull, you're ok.
Sorry for all the trouble I've caused. I'll check back in later.
Respectfully,
Ms. Brenda Starr
At 10:43 AM,
Anne said…
Hi, Apes an' gang. I've got a cold, so my mom told me 2 stay home. It sux, being all congested. I can't smell or taste for s@&t. I'm playing more Halo 2 (up 2 level 8, woo!) an' Marjee's swinging by w/2 Horny Tim's mochas 4 me. Marjee, u rock! They won't taste like NEthing 2day, but warm foods an' drinks R good when u have a cold, u know?
Say Alex, could u let me know what r geography assignment is? I lost the syllabus!
So Becks, let us know where u r. Be safe! I'm so glad Ms. Johnston didn't deliver me, since my Milborough relatives kinda adopted me.
An' before I split, Apes, do u know where to get those Wonder Whiff candles ur mom has all over your house? Me an' Marjee haven't found em anywhere yet--we tried Pharmasave an' Wal-Mart. Thanks!
Vicks
At 10:47 AM,
April Patterson said…
brenda starr--i know u don't remember me, but thanx 4 sending help 4 becky. i m v. v. worried abt her. in english, i know i failed my vocab quiz, cuz the only defs i cd think of were thingz like "missing" & "danger" & "erased memory" & "evil plot in corbeil". & it i'm pretty sure those r all wrong.
becks! pls let us know u r ok! if u r ok! gah, i'm flippin' here!
apes
At 10:49 AM,
April Patterson said…
vicks, remember that time that u, marjee, becks, & i stopped in @ the pharma where dee works? they had a big ol' display of those candles there. sorry 2 hear u r out sick 2day.
apes
At 10:56 AM,
Anne said…
Now I remember--the Potato Passion candles were 50% off. Thanks, Apes. :-)
Alex, we HAVE 2 make another Starbucks run soon as I'm back 2 normal! Although the Milborough Roller-Rama is the best for scoping out guys, IMHO....lol
Vicks
At 11:31 AM,
Anonymous said…
april. ur usin’ blem gone? ur crayzee? don’t u know ‘bout that stuff? did ur mom pick it 4u? wen will u learn ‘bout lettin’ ur mom buy u stuff she duzn’t know nething ‘bout? blem gone makes ur skin luk green n the sun. u can’t tell lookin’ n the mirror, but wen ur outside itz obvious. i guess this xxplainz y the kidz r callin’ u april martian patterson. meet me aftah class iz ovah & i will give u sum of my stuff. it works gud & duzn’t change ur skin colour. ok?
At 11:52 AM,
April Patterson said…
omg, jeremy, i guess that xplainz y peeps were lkin' @ me funny when i was outside! u r rite, i shd nev let my mom pick out nething! thanx 4 the warning & all.
apes
At 2:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
April Patterson,
Boozhoo (Hello)! Elizabeth woke me up with a call about Rebecca McGuire. She is concerned for her. Corbeil is not near my detachment. I called the North Bay detachment, the one nearest Corbeil. They said they will look for Rebecca from Elizabeth’s description of her. I will tell you if they find her.
Constable Paul Wright
At 4:55 PM,
April Patterson said…
phew! becks, i'm so relieved u r ok!
apes
p.s. i'll bet the tat lks way cube!
At 5:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. do u know wut’s goin’ on w/alexandra? i tried 2 talk 2 her n math class. she wuz wearin’ a lot of makeup & i thot she must have sum zit problems, like u. but she wudn’t let me get close 2 her, like i had bad breath or sumthin’. i brush 4 tymez a day & use a mouthwash, cuz mom works n hospital & iz rilly freaky ‘bout bad breath. mebbe i shud b poppin’ breath mints 2. wudya think?
becky’s mom called my house ‘bout becky. i tol’ her becks wuz off w/her dad & sum guyz named orque & bruiser 2 corbeil 2 rescue howard & how the phantom gave her a tat. she got rilly, rilly, rilly mad. it wuz scary evn on the fone. sumthin ‘bout how becky’s dad iz not supposed 2 leave the area & becky’s 2 young 4 a tat & y didn’t ne1 call the police. i tol’ her that paul dudley do-wright called the police n north bay, but she stopped listenin’ 2 me. then creepy mccauley got on the fone & asked if i thot becky wud b willing 2 wear a gray-hair wig. i told him no, but he stopped listenin’ 2 me. i hung up the fone & my mom sez, “who wuz that?” & i sed, “becky’s mom.” & my mom sez, “ur not d8in’ that mcguire girl agin ru?” i sed, “no. i’m d8in’ alexandra, or @least i went out on a d8 w/alexandra & wunted 2 do it agin if she didn’t h8 me rite now,” but she stopped listenin’ 2 me.
my future sis iz here. she sez my breath smellz ok. so mebbe alexandra duzn’t like me 4 telling thoze secrets that i didn’t tell. my future sis sez wen girlz r mad @u 4 sumthin’ u didn’t do, then that meanz there iz sumthin’ u did do that they think u shud alreddy know, but they won’t tell u cuz u shud alredddy know it. do u know of sumthin’ i did 2 alexandra that i don’t know i did? we’re gonna get sum of that xxpensive coffee candy 2 make up 2 alexandra 4 that thing i did that i donno i did. my future sis sez if ur a stupid guy, sumtymez u can just apologize & give the girl candy & she will forgive u 4 whatever it iz u did that u don’t know what u did w/o u evah knowin’ wut u did that u shudn’t have did…er done. then we’re goin’ 2 go 2 alexandra’s house 2 give it 2 her. i hope it works, cuz i rilly like alexandra & i don’t want her 2 b mad @me 4 thoze stupid thingz i did that i donno i did.
At 5:47 PM,
April Patterson said…
yeah, jeremy, i noticed alex was wearing heavier makeup than usual, but she sed that she was just trying sumthin' new she saw in a beauty mag. she sed she's got sum stuff going on she didn't want 2 get in2 @ school. i sed 2 lemme know if it was sumthin' i cd help w/ & she sed she'd hafta lemme know another time. i don't think u did nething, jeremy. just that she'z got stuff going on & there was that misunderstanding.
apes
At 6:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. thanx 4 lettin' me know. i bet the reazn she iz mad @ me iz that she wuz doin' that beauty mag stuff & i didn't tell her she looked gud. my future sis sez that whenevah uc ur gf doin' sumthin' diffrent, give her a compliment, evn if u h8 it. wen we get 2 alexandra'z house i'm gonna b sure 2 tell her that i like wut she did w/her makeup.
At 6:22 PM,
April Patterson said…
mayB u oughta just say she lks nice w/out saying that thing abt the makeup, like in case she tried the new thing w/the makeup but decided she wants 2 go back 2 her old way of doing her makeup or switch 2 a whole other way. then if u say u like the way she did the makeup 2day, she mite think she needs 2 do it that way all the time?
apes
At 6:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Argh, I'm sick!
Vicki, I think you might have given me your cold last night on the phone. Is that even possible? Argh. I wish I could stay home tomorrow, mom'll kill me if I ask. Maybe I'll get lucky and die tomorrow in class. Whoo.
Oh yeah, Geography class ... God. Um. We talked about a continent. That's all I've got for you. I was kind of in the process of dying. Which clearly didn't happen because I'm here posting. You can borrow my notes that I copied from someone else.
Vicki, it is so obvious you had access to Dayquil around 11 that I hate you. Joke. You were much more alive than I was at 11. We'll do coffee, um ... This coming weekend? I feel so bad coffee doesn't even sound good. Argh, being sick sucks.
Becky, I know you won't believe this but I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worried about you. I'm so glad you were founded. I wish I could have told you earlier that I was glad you were founded but I couldn't get on to tell you. I'm so glad you were found. I'm dying to know what kind of tat you got!!! Did it hurt???
Oh ... Someone's here for me. God, I am too sick for visitors. I'll continue this later I guess ... Argh.
Alex
At 6:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. i ran ur idea 'bout sayin' she luks nice by my future sis. she sez ur rite & ur rilly smart. we jus' got up 2 alexandra's house. wish me luck.
At 7:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
No one could warn me first!? Call me. Say, "Hey, Alex, you might want to put something on besides your robe and PJs, Jeremy's at your DOOR!"
I'm so not well. Jeremy probably thinks I'm insane.
I came downstairs in my robe and PJs. My cute robe with little blue snowflakes that match my cute PJs with little snowflakes ... Okay, whatever. So I'm walking downstairs and Jeremy sees me and he starts gushing about how beautiful I look -- which I know is a total lie because, honestly, look at me. My hair is pulled into the ugliest twist, I have moisturizer on my face, and I have a cold. This is the anti-beautiful me.
So then his phone beats and he starts reading off the screen, "Maybe you ought to just say she looks nice without saying that thing about the makeup," and then he looks at me and says, "You look nice even without makeup," smiles and returns to his phone, "like in case she tried the new thing with the makeup but decided she wants to go back to her old way of doing her makeup or switch to a whole other way," and then he stops and says to himself, "Man, April's good!" and then looks up at me and goes, "Are you thinking about trying a different makeup look? I really like this one you're trying now," and returns to his phone. I started looking around for things to throw at him but my snotty sister took everything!!! So then he reads, "Then if you say you like the way she did the makeup today, she might think she needs to do it that way all the time?" looks up to me and says, "You don't have to do this look all the time. It works some of the times, but probably not all the time," returns to the phone and starts reading his post, I can totally see his thumbs typing away(!), as he's typing it, "April. I ran your idea 'bout saying she looks nice by my future sis," TOTAL LIAR! "She says you're right and your really smart. We just got up to Alexandra's house. wish me luck." And then he puts his phone away and smiles at me like he's the perfect boyfriend with all the right things to say. April, if you ever want to date. ::Glaring::
So I start screaming, "JEREMY YOU SUCK!" and he says, "WAIT! I brought coffee candy!" and I said, "You did?" and I started to feel better already in my cute little robe with cute little snowflakes and my moisturizing face and ugly hair. And he said, "Yeah. Cause I felt bad about doing whatever it is I did that I don’t know I did." And then I started crying because being sick sucks and I started crying even harder and I took my coffee candy and I started crying even harder and my moisturizer started to run and I started crying even harder ... So I told Jeremy he's a jerk for coming over here and making me cry like this! And he said, "I know!" and I think he wanted the coffee candy back because he held his arms out so I went in them with the coffee candy in one arm and gave Jeremy a big hug with the other one getting moisturizer all over him and then I pulled away and I said, "Do you wanna kiss?" and he said, "Can you, maybe, take your make-up off first? It smells funny." And I said, well I started yelling and threw him out.
I hate being sick = (
Alex
At 8:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. i got back 2 the car & my future sis sez, “what happened?” i told her & she started laughin’ & laughin’. u know that kind of laugh where ur laughin’ so hard, no sound comes outa ur mouth? like that. wen she iz done she wuz gaspin’ 4 air. she looks @me & sez, “u got moisturizer all ovah ur clothez & n ur hair. u luk like she poured moisturizer all ovah ur head.” i sed, “she was v. v. moist.” & my future sis started laughin’ agin, just az hard az b4. she sed, “jeremy ur so pitiful. did u give her the flowerz?” i sed “no. i put them outside the door cuz i wuz on the cell w/april & i needed that hand free 4 the cell.” my future sis sed, “ok. jeremy. let’s try this agin & this tyme i’m coming w/u. u give her the flowerz & say ur sorry & i’ll do the rest of the talkin’. ok? if u start 2 screw up agin, i’m gonna give u a kick so u know 2 stop whatevah ur doin’.” here we go. wish me luck.
At 8:17 PM,
April Patterson said…
ok, gd luck, & mayB u shd let yr future sis hold yr cell 4 u this time!
apes
At 8:18 PM,
April Patterson said…
btw, becks sent me a pic of her new tat. it's cube, becks!
apes
At 10:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
april. so i go back to alexandra’s house w/my future sis & w/the flowerz. alexandra’s sis openz the door & sez, “wut ru doin’ here?” i sed, “i got these flowerz 4 alexandra. may i talk 2 her?” then alexandra’s sis started laughin’ & sed, “u got moisturizer all ovah ur clothez & n ur hair. i’ll go get alexandra. this i gotta c.” so my future sis whips a tissue outa her purse & starts wiping me off wen alexandra walks n. she sez, “what is she doin’ 2u? yru here? i threw u out. go away!” i started 2 say, “my future sis is just wipin’ off that moisturizer” but i only got to “my future sis” when my future sis kicked me & sed, “tell her ur sorry & give her the flowerz.” i sed, “i’m sorry. these flowerz r4 u, cuz u luk so…ouch!” my future sis kicked me agin & sed, “i don’t know if u remembah me. we met @becky’s partee. my dad iz d8in’ jeremy’s mom, so i may be hiz sis sumday. jeremy 4got 2 give u thoze flowerz wen he gave u the candy.” alexandra sed she remembered her & stared @my future sis 4 a little bit. then alexandra’s sis sed, “i’m alexandra’s older sis. my sis izn’t gud w/mannerz. she wants 2 say ‘thank u4 the flowerz & candy. won’t u pleaze come n?” i sed, “alexandra, i just wanna say i don’t mind how bad ur…ouch!” my future sis sed, “stop talkin’.” alexandra sed 2 her sis, “i wanna be alone w/jeremy. go away.” alexandra’s sis sed, “not a chance.” my future sis sed, “jeremy rilly likes alexandra but he is so bad @romance, it iz scary. does alexandra like jeremy?” alexandra’s sis sed, “alexandra iz mad 4 jeremy, but she spendz more tyme b-ing mad @him than b-ing mad w/him. it’s v.v. sad, rilly.” alexandra sed, “ur rilly mbarrassin’ me. stop it. go away.” alexandra’s sis sed, “do u need me 2 show u how 2 kiss jeremy?” alexandra sed, “no. i don’t need u2 show me how 2 kiss. go…away!” my future sis sed to me, “do u need me 2 show u how 2 kiss alexandra?” i sed, “if i sed ‘yes’ wud u kick me? ouch!” alexandra sed, “i am not a baby. i’ll show u kissin’. jeremy come here!” i went ovah 2 alexandra & she grabbed the back of my head & we started kissin’. my future sis sed, “my work here iz done. good 2 meet u.” & she went out 2 the car. alexandra’s sis sed, “nice 2 meet u 2. i’m gonna guard the door so mom & dad don’t interrupt.” we kissed till alexandra’s sis stepped n & sed, “u gotta leave jeremy. skool nite.” i sed, “i rilly like u alexandra. ouch!” alexandra’s sis kicked me. she sed, “leave now b4 u mess it up.” so i left. it’s been a rilly gud nite.
At 10:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
Elizabeth,
Kaa-mesnin gwanaaj oshki-ikwe! (I miss you, beautiful one)!
I have offended you by asking of Howard yesterday. I will not speak of him again. My next days off are Monday/Tuesday. May I see you then?
Gawaabmin miinwa (Hope to see you again soon)
Constable Paul Wright
At 11:01 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jeremy is such a liar. He's going to make me into a roadside gig if I don't tell you what really happened when Jeremy came back to the house.
I write this through watery, runny eyes and a watery, runny nose. And before, it was only a sore throat.
So after I threw Jeremy out my sister took me and my coffee candy into the kitchen. She said, "Do you want me to make you some coffee?" and I bawled, "No!" and she said, "Do you want some tea?" and I bawled, "Yes, please!" and hugged my unopened box of coffee candy. My sister said, "I'll make you tea, why don't you go put the CMA Awards on?" So I sniffled, "Okay." and I took my box of coffee candy to the living room and curled up all nasty and sick on the couch. And then she yelled, "But go wash your face first!" so I got up and pretended I never laid down and went to wash the runny, smeared moisturizer off my face.
So while I'm doing that, my sister answers the front door. I hear her say, "Yes?" and I hear Jeremy's sister say, "Is Alexandra here?" and I came out of the bathroom and walked into the front room and I'm like, "I'm here, what do you want?" and Jeremy must have heard my voice and, I don't know, instinct kicked in or something because he started to pushed passed his sister saying, "Alexandra! I'm so sor--" and his sister pushes him back and says, "Don't step on the flowers! Pick them up and give them to her!" and Jeremy does as he's told and picks up the flowers and walks towards me -- update, now the hair around my face is all wet from washing the moisturizer off and my eyes are red from crying and I just feel like crud. So Jeremy storms towards me with a bunch of flowers with some broken stems where he apparently stepped on them and he literally shoved them under my nose and said, "I got these for you. I'm so sorry I'm such a pitiful boyfriend." And I sneeze because apparently I'm allergic to the flowers Jeremy's picked out for me and I'm like, "NOT boyfriend. (sneeze) Thank you (sneeze) for the (sneeze) flowers (sneeze) I really (sniff) appreciate (sneeze)." Jeremy's sister comes over and she kicks Jeremy in the rear which pushes Jeremy on to me and I have no strength so I fall backwards and Jeremy falls on me and he's not, "Oh, excuse me." and climbs off. No, he's all, "I've only ever dreamed of this day. Can I touch your --"
Well he never got the chance to finish because I kicked and screamed and his sister pulled him off of me and my sister helped me off the floor and the flowers are even more mangled. Jeremy's sister goes, to Jeremy, "Will you just stand there! Stay. I told you I'm going to do the talking now stop trying to help!" and she turns to me and she goes, "I'm sorry Alex. Jeremy told me you were mad at him, I was trying to help him apologize. I thought you might like the coffee candy, Jeremy tells me you like coffee candy, and everyone likes flowers." And I sneeze in reply and nod, "Everyone loves flowers." and I sneeze again. Jeremy goes, "I think she's allergic to the flowers." and Jeremy's sister goes, "Nonsense! She has a cold, a runny nose is part of a cold. Have you taken anything for you cold? Maybe Jeremy can help, make you feel better. Jeremy, help Alexandra to the couch and fluff a pillow and raise her feet. Make her comfortable."
I said, "No! I mean, that's really (sneeze, sniff) nice of you to offer but (sneeze, sniff, argh!) I think I really just need to (sneeze, sniff) just (sneeze) lay down. Then I'll be fine." Jeremy's sister, she's, "Jeremy! Help Alexandra to bed." "No!" I said, "I just want you to LEAVE! I'm sick! I don't want company!" and I started crying again. Jeremy goes, "Oh! Alex!" and picks up the flowers from the floor, "I'm sorry I made you cry, here are your flowers!" I started sneezing all over again ...
Jeremy's future sister tells me that Jeremy's too good for me and pulls him out of the house. My sister slammed the door behind 'em. I've been curled up on the couch waiting to die, watching the CMAs. I'm glad my parents went out on a date tonight ...
Alex
(Nice try Jeremy!)
At 11:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
alexandra. i nevah sed ur a roadside gig. i wud nevah say that ‘bout u. ‘sides, just kissin’ sumbody duzn’t make u a roadside gig. u hafta do othah thingz 2b a roadside gig. i wud like 2 do thoze othah thingz w/u, but i don’t think that’ll evah happen.
my future sis sez it’s not cube 2 kiss & tell. she wuz mad wen she saw my post. she sed, “future bro. there’z no helpin’ u. u hadda gud nite, & then u screwed it up by posting it. if u can’t get flowerz & candy 2 work, u mite az well b a monk.” she iz lukin’ on the net 4 the requirements 4 monk jobz. i think she iz just kiddin’, but i’m not 4 sure certain.
sorry i messed up w/u agin. ur so gr8, i know sum guy iz gonna ask u out & he won’t screw up & u will say, “y did i evn waste my tyme w/jeremy? my new bf nevah makes ne mistakes.” don’t worry. i won’t botha u nemore, alexandra. i know i’m 2 much of a loser 2 be ur bf. i wondah if monks get 2 do county western musik or b roadies. i’ll ask my future sis.
At 1:42 AM,
Anonymous said…
Elizabeth,
Kaa-mesnin gwanaaj oshki-ikwe! (I miss you, beautiful one)!
Jesse Mukwa. He can giimoozikaw (sneak up on you). He knows he has a good teacher.
miigwech (Thank you) for giving the story of your summer to me. My nimishoomis (grandfather) said “Godagendamowin maada`ookii aawi Godagendamowin ikonigaazo (Pain shared is pain relieved)”.
You are forgiving. It makes your spirit powerful. I could not forgive Howard or Anthony. I meet people like Howard and Anthony every day in the OPP. When I come, I will bring a asabikeshiinhnyan (dream catcher) for you. It and I will fill your dreams with happy memories.
I plan to travel to you on Monday. I know you will be working. Is there anything in Mtigwaki (land of trees) after work you want to do? If not we can mazhiwe (go hiking). There is a niinag (mountain) nearby, you could climb.
Gawaabmin miinwa (Hope to see you again soon)
Constable Paul Wright
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