Insignificant in a Small World?

Liz told me abt how Paul was all, "Susan Dokis! Look @ U!" And how Susan was all, "I haven't seen U, Paul Wright, since U were 16!" Weird how they were doing this full-name thing. Like imagine if I were all, "Duncan Anderson! I haven't seen U since Eva Abuya was trying 2 molest U during our prom gig last nite, and boy did Zandra Larson not like that one bit", an' so on, like that. NEway, Susan xxplained 2 Liz, "We used 2 get 2gether when our parents took us on the powwow trail." And Liz told me Paul was, like, grinning @ Susan and kinda staring when he sed, "Man, have U ever changed!" Then he put his arm around Liz an' asked, "What R U doing in Mtigwaki?" Boy, has Liz kept her man in the dark, or what? Susan: "I'm taking Elizabeth's teaching position. I was invited to stay 4 a few dayz." Paul was, like,"Well, isn't it a small world!" And Susan sorta smirked when he sed that. "I wonder if it was like yr friend Eva's infamous smirking", Liz told me. NEway, rite after Paul sed that abt it being a small world, Liz was thinking, "He'z rite...I'm starting 2 feel insignificant." I'm kinda surprised she was only just starting @ that pt.

Dunc, I tried giving Eva that talk abt "good touches" vs. "bad touches", but she sorta laffed @ me & went in2 1 of her xxtended cowboy analogiez. So I tried comparing Zed 2 a gunfiter w/a bigger gun an' a faster horse, and that seemed 2 kinda get thru.

Thanx 2 every1 who sed nice thingz abt my bloggoversary!

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