Anthony tries 2 communicate with blinky eyes
So, after Liz stopped in 2 visit Gramps, she went 2 the courthouse. She told me that she and Anthony were sitting in the waiting area and Anthony was all, "I wonder how long we'll have 2 sit here 2day?" Liz was, like, "I don't know, but there seems 2 B a problem w/one of the witnesses. She'z rel8ed 2 Howard and is refusing 2 testify. At least that's what I heard." Liz sez that sum weird silhouette guy with a briefcase kept walking by them, going outside, looping the building, and passing by them again. She sez that was v. distracting. NEway, then Anthony was all, "Elizabeth? How's yr grandfather?" Liz was like, "Getting better. Slowly. He still can't speak 2 well. It's hard 4 him, Anthony. He communicates thru his eyez." Then Liz glanced over @ Anthony an' noticed he was giving her this hopeful, blinky look. I sed, "Eeeewwwww, he's making the Gramps thing all abt him by trying 2 communic8 w/ HIS eyez. And what he's trying 2 communic8 is 'I want U, Elizabeth! I want U back in my life! I want U 2 B the stepmother 2 my poor, motherless what's-her-face!' Well, Liz, I hope U chose this time 2 make sum smalltalk abt what a gr8 BF PAUL is. PAUL! Have U EVER mentioned HIM 2 Anthony?" Liz got all pissed and sed, "Don't try 2 tell me what 2 do, April! I'm ten yrs older than U and I'm a schoolteacher, so U hafta treat me w/respect. Just 4 that, I won't tell U the next thing I was abt 2 tell U until l8 2nite or early 2morrow!" Then she stomped away.
Apes
Edit: So, like I sed in 2day's comment, I totally missed that Liz posted last nite abt the same stuff I told U in this entry! U C, what happed was I thot I remembered that the last time I checked last nite B4 bed, there were 9 comments, so when I saw 9 comments this morning, I didn't even look. But I musta remembered wrong! NEway, this is what Liz posted l8 last nite:
Apes
Edit: So, like I sed in 2day's comment, I totally missed that Liz posted last nite abt the same stuff I told U in this entry! U C, what happed was I thot I remembered that the last time I checked last nite B4 bed, there were 9 comments, so when I saw 9 comments this morning, I didn't even look. But I musta remembered wrong! NEway, this is what Liz posted l8 last nite:
April,Sorry I missed that, Liz. From now on, I'll check the comments even if I think I remember how many I had!
I just now realized you probably wanted to hear some trial stuff, well here's some, I won't tell you the whole story because where would be the fun in that, none at all, anyhow, of course just like any other day Anthony and I were sitting next to each other in the courthouse hallway and Anthony wondered how long we would have to wait that day and he tried to pass it off like he didn't want to be there but you could totally tell he did, well I said I didn't know but told him about this thing I heard about one of the witnesses being related to Howard and not wanting to testify against him, I wonder who that could be, anyhow, then Anthony said, "Elizabeth?" which always makes me want to laugh really hard because you can totally tell he calls me "Elizabeth" and not "Liz" because he is trying to get in good with me and let me see he thinks of me as a woman, or whatever, it's hilarious, anyhow, he asked me how my "grandfather" is doing, he's so formal, it just cracks me up, I closed my eyes because I knew if I looked at him I would bust out giggling and not be able to stop, also it helped me think back to how Grandpa is because I don't hardly pay attention to that boring stuff, anyway I remembered something about him not being too much better and I knew he couldn't talk because of his mental telephony to me about Agnes being a huge blabbermouth, anyhow, I said, "He communicates through his eyes," because I'm pretty sure that's where the telephony rays shoot out of, and at that moment I grew some lips of loveliness and Anthony was looking at me like he always does when he is totally worshipping me from afar, or I guess you have to call it from anear when he is in the seat next to me, anyhow, I wish he would just speak up already, all these eye gazes are getting annoying, Anthony doesn't really have that telephony thingy anyhow, but he's really really obvious, that makes me want to smack him, and also laugh, but mostly hit him until he stops trying to do telephony and starts actually talking about what he's thinking, I think I would really like whatever he has to say, really really like it, it's just a gut feeling.
Liz
posted by April Patterson @ 7:00 AM
14 Comments:
At 10:34 AM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Well as usual you have parachuted my words all wrong, if people want to know how this all happened you should read my post from last night to yesterday's blog entry, you know I try to help out April but some people just don't want to be helped by people who are older and smarter then them.
Liz
At 12:50 PM,
howard said…
April,
My trial finally started as you might have ascertained from your sister’s comments. I must admit that I was a little disconcerted to find your sister in the hallway outside the courtroom of the Superior Court of Justice, talking to people as they entered the courtroom, and many of the people saying “We’re on Team Elizabeth” and “Take him to prison, Elizabeth.” I asked my lawyer, Mr. Benis, if she was supposed to be sitting out in the hall like that. Mr. Benis said that the standard practice was to keep the witnesses in a separate room, so they couldn’t be influenced by the events in the courtroom. When the Judge Patterlover came in, Mr. Benis asked about your sister sitting in the front. When he came back, Mr. Benis said, “Apparently Elizabeth Patterson is allowed to sit out there with Anthony Caine. All the other witnesses are in separate rooms.” I asked Mr. Benis why that was allowed. Mr. Benis said, “Because if Miss Patterson and Mr. Caine are in separate rooms, then they can’t do you know…” I said, “You mean they are allowed to sit out there so they can be romantic?” Mr. Benis said, “In a manner of speaking. It’s not standard procedure but Judge Patterlover has allowed it.”
The court then introduced the Crown Attorney and my lawyer, Mr. Benis to the people in the courtroom. Then the charges were read. Mr. Benis and I were both surprised when the charges read were for 6 counts of murder and 7 counts of sexual assault and seeking the penalty to have me removed “Off the planet.” Mr. Benis said, “The charge screening-form does not have those charges.” The Crown Attorney said, “The position set out on the charge screening-form is based on preliminary information and is allowed to change.” Mr. Benis said, “None of the witnesses being called by the Crown are dead.” Judge Patterlover said, “As much as it pains me to admit it, defence has a point. Unless the Crown counsel plans to admit that the witnesses are among the walking dead, it will be difficult to prove murder. Please remove the murder charge.” The murder charge was removed, and I was asked to enter a plea. I plead Not Guilty.
Then the Crown attorney made his opening statement:
“May it please the court. I would like to thank you for your time and attention. During this hearing, you will see that on August 11, 2005, the defendant, Howard Bunt, willingly and intentionally sexually assaulted Miss Elizabeth Patterson at the front desk of Lakeshore Landscaping and he might have murdered her, if it was not for the timely intervention of Mr. Anthony Caine. Howard Bunt also sexually assaulted and murdered 6 other women, who are important but not as important as Elizabeth Patterson.”
As this point, Judge Patterlover interrupted and said, “Will the Crown Attorney please remember that the Crown is not charging the dependant with murder?”
The Crown Attorney apologized and then continued, “The evidence will show that while Miss Elizabeth Patterson was taking over the front desk for her employers and the owners of Lakeshore Landscaping (thanks to a generous financial donation from Dr. John and Mrs. Elly Patterson) Lawrence Poirier and Nicholas Brown as they left for a meeting in town, Howard Bunt took advantage of the empty office place to assault Miss Patterson. The evidence will show that he grabbed her shirt and did not release Miss Patterson despite her request to be let go. The evidence will show that Mr. Anthony Caine wrestled Howard Bunt to the ground, tweaked his ear, made him say he was sorry, and then told him to get up and leave. The evidence will show that Mr. Anthony Caine is a hero who narrowly averted the sexual assault, which occurred with 6 other women. The evidence will show that Howard Bunt is actually Howard the Transvestite Ripper, notorious murder….I mean sexual assaulter.”
Then the lights went out, a screen popped up and there was a slide show. Mr. Bunt said, “Your worship, I object to the use of a slide show in the Crown Attorney’s opening statement.” Judge Patterlover said, “I’ll allow it.”
The Crown Attorney continued on, “As you can see in these pictures. Howard Bunt is clearly a transvestite and he walks along the streets of Milborough with his hell-hound looking for innocent young women to mur…sexually assault.” The slides were pictures of me walking beside Becky and her giant dog Freyfaxi. I said to Mr. Benis, “Now I know what all that surveillance was for. Oh, I wish I had worn a prettier house dress that day. And what was I thinking when I wore those shoes?”
Then the lights came up and the Crown Attorney said, “The evidence will show that Howard Bunt acted without thinking about how his actions would affect sweet, virginal, Miss Elizabeth Patterson. The evidence will show that Anthony Caine is a hero up to the epic hero standard. The evidence will also show that Howard Bunt has a history of sexual assault. At the conclusion of this hearing, I will ask you to impose a disposition that will help teach Howard Bunt how to respect other people’s T-shirts and that sexually assaulting women is one of the worst crimes known to humanity, if not the worst. Thank you.”
Judge Patterlover asked Mr. Benis if he had an opening statement, and he said he would wait until after the Crown had presented all its evidence. Then the Crown Attorney called his first witness, my cousin Kayla.
Kayla was sworn. And the Crown Attorney asked her the first question. “What is the nature of your relationship with the defendant?” Kayla said, “We are cousins, first cousins once removed.” And the Crown Attorney asked her, “When did the defendant first try to mur…sexually assault you?” Kayla said, “What? I thought I was a character witness.” Judge Patterlover said, “Answer the question.” Kayla said, “Howard never sexually assaulted me!” The Crown Attorney said, “Permission to treat the witness as hostile.” Judge Patterlover said, “Permission granted.” The Crown Attorney said, “You have a long history with the defendant.” Kayla said, “I’ve known Howard since he was a little boy.” The Crown Attorney said, “And when did you know the defendant was going to be serial rapist?” Kayla said, “This is ridiculous. I am not going to testify against Howard.” Judge Patterlover said, “Then I will have to find you in contempt and put you in jail until you agree.” Kayla said, “Fine.” The Crown Attorney went to the Judge and said, “You can’t do that. We have to delay the witnesses planned for today, so you know who and you know who can have more time in the hall with each other.” Judge Patterlover said, “What do you suggest?” The Crown Attorney said, “I think I should badger the witness until she agrees to testify against her cousin. That will give them plenty of time.” Judge Patterlover said, “Permission granted.”
Then the Crown Attorney started to run out to the hall. Mr. Benis said, “Your worship. Where is the Crown Attorney going?” Judge Patterlover said, “He has to go and let Miss Patterson know that we are being delayed because there is a problem with one of the witnesses, who is related to the defendant and is refusing to testify.” Mr. Benis said, “With all due respect, your worship, I think it is a breach of court etiquette for the Crown Attorney to keep a key witness informed of the court proceedings.” Judge Patterlover said, “It is my court and I decide the etiquette. The Crown Attorney has my permission to proceed.”
After the Crown Attorney came back, Judge Patterlover said, “Are they kissing yet?” The Crown Attorney said, “No. Mr. Caine is just making eyes with Miss Patterson and trying to talk to her about her sick grandfather, the one who had the stroke.” Judge Patterlover said, "What an idiot. Talk about introducing a romance-killing subject. Maybe he'll start talking about funeral plans and gravestones next." The Judge wasn’t too happy with what the Crown Attorney said and neither was anyone else in the courtroom, except me.
In the meantime, we have spent the rest of the morning listen to the Crown Attorney ask Kayla questions, which are usually along the lines of “On the morning of May 23, 2004, what were you doing before the defendant sexually assaulted you?” Kayla just sits there and doesn’t answer. Mr. Benis thinks the Crown Attorney is getting tired and either the court may be adjourned sometime this afternoon, so your sister and Anthony Caine can spend some more time together, or your sister and Anthony Caine will be dismissed until later, since there won’t be time for them to give their testimony after they finish badgering Kayla.
I will let you know more later. I am getting a terrific headache.
Howard Bunt
At 1:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
sorry, liz, i didn't c yr comment last nite, or else i wda used it 4 2day's entry. i'll edit 2day's entry when i get home from school.
apes
At 1:43 PM,
howard said…
April,
Boozhoo (Hello).
I read your writings quoting my sweet girl talking about her visit with your mishomis (grandfather) and your nokomis (grandmother) to her friend Anthony outside the courtroom. When we spoke on Skype, Elizabeth talked about it. She said, “Anthony is no good at telephony.” I said, “You can tell he’s a phony?”
Elizabeth said, “No, Paul. Well, if Anthony said he was good at telephony, he would be a phony, because he’s no good at telephony.” I said, “If I understand you. You are saying that Anthony is no good at telling a phony, but if he said he was good at telling a phony, then he would be a phony, and since he is no good at telling a phony, he wouldn’t be able to tell he’s a phony.”
Elizabeth said, “No. Paul. I didn’t say Anthony wasn’t any good at telling a phony. I said he wasn’t good at telephony. There’s an ‘ing’ sound in there.” I said, “I understand. Anthony is good at telling a phony, but he is not good at tell a phony. So he can’t talk to a phony, but he can tell who a phony is.”
Elizabeth said, “No. Paul. I never said Anthony was good at telling a phony. I think he might be bad at telling a phony, since he married his evil, Quebecoise ex-wife.” I said, “So Anthony is bad at telling a phony and he is bad at tell a phony. So, not only does he not know who the phonies are, but he can’t talk to them either.”
Elizabeth said, “No. Paul. Telephony isn’t talking to a phony. Telephony is that thing where you can tell what someone else is thinking.” I said, “I think that is telepathy.” Elizabeth said, “You have someone named Patty in your apartment? I thought I heard someone in the background.” I said, “No. Telepathy. Not Telepatty.”
Elizabeth said, “Well Pathy is an odd name. Are you sure it’s not Patty and she has a lisp like my sister-in-law Deanna?” I said, “There’s no one here by the name of Patty or Pathy.”
Elizabeth said, “Then what’s her name?” I said, “There’s no one here in my apartment except me.” Elizabeth said, “Then why did you say you were telling something to Pathy?” I said, “Telepathy is the word, not telephony.” Elizabeth said, “You have a phony in your apartment? I wondered what that sound was?” I said, “There’s no one in my apartment but me. Can we talk about something else?”
Elizabeth said, “I think the problem is that we can’t communicate with our eyes. You should hook a camera up to your computer, so I can see you with Skype. And anything else hiding in your apartment.” I said, “Communicate with your eyes?” Elizabeth said, “Like mishomis (grandpa) Jim does with his telephony. Only Anthony looks at me really hard and it doesn’t work with him. I can’t read his thoughts. Anthony is no good at telephony.” I said, “That’s too bad. Maybe you can send him to a telephony operator course.” Elizabeth said, “That’s a good idea. I think I will call Anthony and suggest it.” And that was the end of our conversation.
I mentioned my conversation with Elizabeth to my friend Susan Dokis, whom I call Chipper. I said, “Chipper. Sometimes I have a hard time understanding what Elizabeth is saying. We had a long talk about her friend Anthony and his difficulty with telephony.” Chipper said, “Suds (her nickname for me), when your girlfriend spends most of her conversation talking about another guy, that should tell you something.” I said, “She doesn’t have many female friends?” Chipper said, “The next time you come to visit me in Mtigwaki (Land of Trees), I think I am going to have to beat some sense into you.” Chipper was only joking though. When she says she is going to beat me up, she really only wants to wrestle. Chipper likes wrestling, even though she is not very good at it. I pin her almost every time.
Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
Constable Paul Wright
At 3:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
howie, when dad herd u were getting tried 4 murder, he sed, "becky-thora! y did u not tell thorvald of this b4? u should have known i would want 2 help!" an' i sed, "y would i know that?" an' dad sed, "where is ur head, girl? have u 4gotten the great thorvald mcguire axe murder trial of 1979?" an' i sed, "dad, i wuzn't born until 1991." an' dad sed, "oh, right. i 4got. but no matter. thorvald got himself acquitted, and thorvald will do the same for hoskuld. remember, becky-thora: if thorvald's axe haft does not fit through the eye of the axe head buried in armand fontainebleu's skull, u must acquit." i sed, "dad, that's not very catchy," an' he sed, "well, it rhymes in old norse." then he ran off to call mr. benis.
becks
At 6:24 PM,
howard said…
April,
The trial this afternoon. The Crown Attorney and Judge Patterlover had many conversations with my cousin Kayla to explain the consequences of civil contempt at common law. They took a recess so Kayla would have time to reconsider, but she did not change her mind. Judge Patterlover is reluctant to charge her with contempt, since she is considered to be a victim herself. Mr. Benis argued that without Kayla’s testimony the case should be thrown out of court! Judge Patterlover did not go for that.
Then Becky’s dad Thorvald McGuire came running into the courtroom yelling excitedly about how his axe haft did not fit into an axe head (an obvious sexual allusion, since I remember clearly the time he…um…I keep forgetting you’re only 15. Sorry). This wouldn’t have been so bad, except Thorvald was waving around an axe when he said it. The court bailiffs tackled him, but he wrestled himself free. This could have gone a lot worse except, as it turns out Thorvald and Judge Patterlover used to be involved at some point in Thorvald’s past. Judge Patterlover took a brief recess with Thorvald in the judge’s chambers.
Afterwards, I think Thorvald finally realized that the murder charges in my case had been dropped, since he learned none of the witnesses in the case were actually dead. I think Judge Patterlover and Thorvald have a date tonight. I said to my lawyer, Mr. Benis, “Is it a conflict of interest if your future father-in-law is going on a date with the judge in your trial?” Mr. Benis said, “Howard. We are talking about a trial where the witnesses sit outside in the hall and talk about the case. If your future father-in-law is sleeping with the judge, it can’t hurt.”
I had to agree he was probably right.
Howard Bunt
At 6:57 PM,
April Patterson said…
howard, soundz like mayB the weirdest trial ever. judge patterlover, eh? soundz like he is living up (or down) 2 his name. i hope the d8 w/becky's dad works out in yr favour.
paul, soundz like u had a v. confusing convo w/liz. i didn't have ne luck xxplaining abt telepathy not being "telephony" either.
apes
At 7:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
April,
Little sis. I hope you don’t pick up this habit of trying to communicate through your eyes, like Grandpa Jim is. My wife Deanna thinks it is a great idea. Whenever she takes my daughter and they go to that place that does whatever it is she has done to their lips to make them, as the Lizardbreath calls them, “lips of loveliness,” they come back barely able to speak. But when I complained about it to Deanna, she said, “Well, Michael. If you were like your grandfather, then you would be able to see what I am trying to say through my eyes.”
Mom tells me that both you and Elizabeth have started doing the same thing as Deanna and my daughter. She reports to me that she has seen your lips are a lot fuller than they used to. Mom thinks of it as a sign you are growing up. Of course when I say to mom, “Are Elizabeth and April lisping and slobbering their food when they eat?” Mom says, “My girls have always been messy eaters, just like me. But now you mention it, they have been unusually difficult to understand lately. Elizabeth has been doing imitations of some depressed android she saw on a science fiction movie and talking about some woman named Sylvia none of us have ever heard of. April comes home late from school after mumbling something about spending a lot of time at the library with Gerald and Duncan lately, so she can avoid sneezing from cat hair.”
I thought I had convinced her until she said, “I know what it was. It’s not the same thing as what Deanna does. It’s because of when my brother Phil was visiting. I told the girls since Phil practises daily on the trumpet, his upper lip muscle was so developed his kissing was really good. Of course the girls went ‘Eww!’ and I had to explain that was what I heard from Phil’s wife Georgia, not from personal experience. Of course the girls went ‘Eww!’ again because Georgia was talking about what it was like kiss Phil with his sister. I think it had an effect though. The girls saw their Uncle Phil’s lips and they must be doing some kind of exercise to make their lips bigger.”
I have a hard time imagining either you or Liz doing any exercises. All I can say for sure is it isn’t fair my little sisters and my wife make your lips bigger and expect us guys to be able to communicate with you through your eyes, when your lips don’t work. It’s hard enough to communicate with you when your lips are normal-sized.
Love,
Michael Patterson
At 7:50 PM,
April Patterson said…
mike, i haven't dun ne mouth xxercises 2 make my lips lovelier, an' i haven't had nething dun 2 them. i think whatev force wanted me 2 have that prop bun all that time decided it wants me 2 have full lips l8ly. same w/liz. it's weird cuz we nev know how we r going 2 look fr 1 day 2 another.
oh, in case ne of u don't refresh this page like zillions an' zillions of times a day or whatevs, pls refresh it an' c what i added 2 2day's entry.
apes
At 8:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, i red ur refresh where u quote ur sis frum last nite. readin' that kinda stuff makes me rilly glad ur not like ur sis. i rilly don't pay 2 much attention 2 ur lips, but i gotta say, ur hair looks way better down than up. i hope it stays that way 4 awhile.
i’m @zapata henderson’s house 2nite doin’ the sound 4 her party. all the toronto district school board fragrance peeps were gone 2day, so things were back 2 normal in the in-school suspension room. by back 2 normal, i mean no z-girls or a-girls in the in-school suspension. it wuz a lot quieter. middle of the afternoon, i saw zandra henderson thru the window in the door 2 the room & she wuz lookin’ @me rilly hard. i didn’t know wut she wuz doin’. then the in-school suspension supervisor sed 2 me, “well. aren’t u gonna answer her?” i sed, “answer wut? she’s just starin’ @me.” the supervisor sed, “men! can’t uc she’z communic8ing thru her eyes?” i sed, “no.” then the supervisor sed, “go talk 2 her. i can’t take the racket.”
i went 2 the door & sed 2 zapata, “wut?” zapata sed, “wut’s ur answer?” i sed, “i’m just a guy. i don’t know howta communic8 thru my eyes. mebbe wen i am old & have a stroke, i’ll b able 2 do that.” zapata sed, “sorry. i keep 4gettin’ ur only 15, since u look so old.” i sed, “gr8. thanx 4 that. i can nevah get enuff of hearin’ how old i look.” zapata sed, “i sed i wuz sorry.” i sed, “sorry. it’s been a ruff week.” zapata sed, “neway, ‘bout my party 2nite. dad sed i can hire u, so u can get outa ur house 4 a professional gig, since ur mom grounded u 4 wut happed during the gym jam xxept 4 pro gigz & skool. only thing iz, my dad sez since u ditched rebecca during the gym jam & the whole town haz been talkin’ ‘bout it, he duzn’t think ur reliable. so he only wunts 2 pay u $150 2 do the sound, just n case u don’t show up.” i sed, “i guess i shud xxpect that. it’s gonna take me awhile 2 get my rep back. s’ok.” zapata sed, “gud. & b sure 2 wear black. it’s a goth party.”
so, i took the gig. mom hadda call zapata’s dad 2 make sure it wuz legit, cuz she duzn’t trust me aftah wut happed during the gym jam. it’s a pretty cube party. mosta the goth peeps r here. there’z zabrina, zariel, ziarre, & zola, whom i met last year @curlin’ w/vicki simone. there’s zoe, zelda, zabra, & zahara, u remembah they tried 2 recruit u2b zapril. then there’s my math tutor zenobia barnaby. then sum of zandra larson’s othah friends zahava & zainab. then there’z guys here, but they r not n2 the dressin’ goth like the girls r, w/all the black victorian-style lace & stuff. they just kinda wear black & look pale.
zandra larson showed 4 awhile w/o duncan. i sed 2 zandra, “where’s duncan?” zandra sed, “studyin’ @the library w/april & gerald.” i sed, “& not cowgirl eva?” zandra sed, “u know jeremy. now u mention it. it duzn’t make a whole lotta sense duncan wud b @the library w/just april & gerald. thanx 4 pointin’ that out. i gotta go 2 the library now.” then she left.
the crowd seems 2b happ w/my music selection. sum peeps have sed, “u play great goth musick. rebecca sux.” i think i have an in w/the anti-rebecca crowd @skool & i think they r all here @this party. zapata henderson came by w/her bf eldritch & he told me i wuz way cube 4 blowin’ off rebecca n fronta the whole skool. eldritch wuz rilly stoned. thass it so far. a better day than yesterday.
At 8:44 PM,
April Patterson said…
jeremy, that xxplains y zandra showed up @ the library asking us where eva was. she went searching thru the stacks like she thot eva mite b hiding sumwhere.
apes
At 9:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
april, yeah. zandra showed up here @zapata henderson's party w/duncan. she sed she found eva n the library. she wuz in the animal husbandry section, if thass rilly a section. i dunno. neway, she seemz 2b a lot happier w/duncan here. i'm just happy 2b outa the house & no girl trubble, xxcept wen a girl asks 4 me 2 play sum obscure goth song i don't have.
zandra sed u & gerald were havin' fun in the stacks. happy "studying."
At 11:53 PM,
duncan anderson said…
Hey, Apes,
Cube partee if u want 2 come out 2nite. I 4got abt it cos Evah asked me if I wld w8 w/ her @ the library 4 her special b-day prezzie from Niagara. Then Zed came in & got me she was rilly pissed, but I think she was pissed @ Evah more than me 4 1X. She said no more waiting w/ Evah 4 packages from Nigeria. Nigeria. Niagara. Sound the same 2 me. All bad news.
L8r.
MCDunC
At 3:37 AM,
Anonymous said…
april, i hafta agree w/duncan on this 1. it's a good party. zapata henderson's 'rents don't seem 2 care how late this party goes. 4tun8ly i have a good collection of goth tunez. duncan slipped me a cd of hiz called bajan goth 2 play sum of hiz favrite trax. he rilly got n2 it. it wuz happy barbados musick & depressing death-loving musick all @the same time. weird stuff, but cube.
sum of the guyz here have asked me if wunt 2 b-come like a z-boy. they sed since i act depressed & down & wear black mosta the tyme, i wud prolly like it. the downside iz i wud need 2 go by zeremy, nsteada jeremy. wudya think? u can tell me wen u get here.
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