He means DANCE!
Aw, Gerald's talkin' all sweet 2 me, an' I'm such a sucker 4 that, I can't even tell you! Becky's been tellin' me I oughta trade up, but I can't help havin' a soft spot for ol' Gerald. And what girl can resist bein' told she looks awesome? Then he even wants to do a slow dance with me, which is great an' all, but it was a bit awkward since there was a fast song playin'. Oh, well, the next song was a slow one, so it ended up workin' out.
In other news, it looks like ol' Apes is growin' some cleavage, can u believe it? It's weird how sometimes I look like I've got nuthin' an' other times I've got the boobage goin' on.
In other news, it looks like ol' Apes is growin' some cleavage, can u believe it? It's weird how sometimes I look like I've got nuthin' an' other times I've got the boobage goin' on.
posted by April Patterson @ 9:06 AM
11 Comments:
At 12:03 PM,
Anonymous said…
Man you are so lucky to have a boyfriend April. The closest thing I have to one is my creepy brother Jason's creepy iguana!
At 12:09 PM,
April Patterson said…
i feel 4 u, paige. my bro can b pretty creepy 2!
At 12:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
ugh apes, trade up already. gerald was moving more decrepit then your grandpa.
Becks.
At 12:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
but, but, but. . . . i learned all these smooooooth moves from watchin' my grandpa's fave old movies. he sez in the ode dayz, men knew how to treat a lllllaydee.
At 12:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
becks, i heard in the locker rm that u've "been there" an' "done that". Um, er, hrm, um. What's it like?
At 12:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
been where? the only place i've ever visited is sheboygan, to go see my grand'rents when my parents broke up the first time.
if u r trying to insinuate that i m roadside, get over it already. i have learned from apes an' her sis an' her mom that only a life of virginity is truly rewarding.
lylas, becks
At 3:03 PM,
Anonymous said…
An'
Talkin'
Playin'
Uh, people don't really type like that.
At 3:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
Nope, people don't really type like that, unless they're fictional fooby people. :)
At 4:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
Since when do any of the FOOB characters act like normal people? I thought that was the whole point of these parody boards.
At 6:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
I saw Dad take Gerald aside and talk to him after the GRAD. I'm wondering if he told Gerald how to "romance" a girl. I just thought maybe he was threatening the poor kid and telling him to keep his hands to himself like he did with Anthony.
At 7:03 PM,
April Patterson said…
Liz, I just hope Dad didn't tell him I like puns or something!
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