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Friday, July 08, 2005

He means DANCE!

Aw, Gerald's talkin' all sweet 2 me, an' I'm such a sucker 4 that, I can't even tell you! Becky's been tellin' me I oughta trade up, but I can't help havin' a soft spot for ol' Gerald. And what girl can resist bein' told she looks awesome? Then he even wants to do a slow dance with me, which is great an' all, but it was a bit awkward since there was a fast song playin'. Oh, well, the next song was a slow one, so it ended up workin' out.

In other news, it looks like ol' Apes is growin' some cleavage, can u believe it? It's weird how sometimes I look like I've got nuthin' an' other times I've got the boobage goin' on.

11 Comments:

  • At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Paige said…

    Man you are so lucky to have a boyfriend April. The closest thing I have to one is my creepy brother Jason's creepy iguana!

     
  • At 12:09 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    i feel 4 u, paige. my bro can b pretty creepy 2!

     
  • At 12:28 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    ugh apes, trade up already. gerald was moving more decrepit then your grandpa.

    Becks.

     
  • At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Gerald said…

    but, but, but. . . . i learned all these smooooooth moves from watchin' my grandpa's fave old movies. he sez in the ode dayz, men knew how to treat a lllllaydee.

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Duncan said…

    becks, i heard in the locker rm that u've "been there" an' "done that". Um, er, hrm, um. What's it like?

     
  • At 12:54 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    been where? the only place i've ever visited is sheboygan, to go see my grand'rents when my parents broke up the first time.

    if u r trying to insinuate that i m roadside, get over it already. i have learned from apes an' her sis an' her mom that only a life of virginity is truly rewarding.

    lylas, becks

     
  • At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    An'
    Talkin'
    Playin'

    Uh, people don't really type like that.

     
  • At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nope, people don't really type like that, unless they're fictional fooby people. :)

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Since when do any of the FOOB characters act like normal people? I thought that was the whole point of these parody boards.

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    I saw Dad take Gerald aside and talk to him after the GRAD. I'm wondering if he told Gerald how to "romance" a girl. I just thought maybe he was threatening the poor kid and telling him to keep his hands to himself like he did with Anthony.

     
  • At 7:03 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    Liz, I just hope Dad didn't tell him I like puns or something!

     

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