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Monday, July 04, 2005

I get to stay out 'til 11!

Hey, I know it looks like I'm takin' credit for the ceremony bein' nice an' Becks havin' talent, but didn' you ever have one of those stupid, automatic things come outta yer mouth? Like, "Happy Birthday!" "You, too!" Besides, I was all thinkin' about the dance--and now Mom says Liz is pickin' me up at 11!

It's nice to hear someone in my fam praisin' Becks 4 a change, but I kinda wish my mom woulda said it, since she's always all "spoiled only child, divorcing parents", yada yada.

Well, time to have some fun b4 I'm off to Greenacres. . . . .

April out

12 Comments:

  • At 4:16 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    Don't worry Apes, I thought you were sayin' thanks about how nice your dad thought the ceremony wuz. Anyway, I don't mind whatever dumb stuff you gotta say to your 'rents to get 'em to leave you alone.

    I M surprized they let you stay out 'til 11. I don't got a curfew, but that's cuz Mom is too busy humping her new bf to notice what I do.

    Thanx for the props. I wuz hoping you'd be surprized!

    LYLAS, Becks

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    well, becks, i hope duncan an' gerald give ya props, 2. i think they looked impressed when u were singin', but ya never know w/them.

    hey, if ur mom locks u out again, u can sleep over.

    lylas

    apes

     
  • At 5:21 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    i don't no what their prob is, but duncan an' gerald are both pissed at me. They sed I should just stay a tamborine bitch. What-evah. They're just jellus.

    Maybe I could just plan to come stay at your house after the dance? I think my mom is havin' a party with some of her friends from the bar an' those guys creep me out with the way they ogle my boobage.

    LYLAS, Becks

     
  • At 5:41 PM, Anonymous Shannon said…

    I...think...your...song...was...really...pretty...Becky...

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    thanks Shannon! I guess u aren't as dumb as they say! u do recognize quality when u see it.

     
  • At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Apes glad I could talk Mom into letting you stay out so late. I had to moan about how I was never allowed to stay out late and that did it. But my finagling you getting a late nighter is our secret k?

    Did you notice the stupid mom/daughter dresses mom and I had to wear? I refused to wear the stupid "wrap". I didn't want to look like a 99 year-old granny! Wow when Mom hit the top of the hill she started peddling down fast didn't she? Sometimes I scoot under her radar, and some dreadful times I don't.

     
  • At 9:44 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    yeh, becks, i think u'd better stay over if ur mom's havin' one of those parties of hers. that 1 time when i was there an' she had 1, those bar guys gave me the kreeps!

    thanks, liz, iou 1! u were rite not to let mom talk u into the ole-ladee shawl. she even yelled at u for wearin' ur contacts instead of ur glasses. she's so freeekie sometimes!

     
  • At 10:13 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    I dunno, at least you're guyses mom wants to look like an old lady. My mom wants to look like Christina Aguilera during her super-skanky phase.

    Ape, when u an' Liz were in the ladys room after grad, ur mom totally went off on me how it was so mean of me to sing an' take the spotlight off of u during ur grad. Then i said, "it's my grad too an' Apes duzen't sing" an' ur mom went way bonkers. She kept yelling something about how u can tell i'm not a Patterson. Well, duh! I don't have a big ole turnip nose. Apes, u r so lucky u didn't get the tater nose. Sorry Liz, but maybe u can get surgery.

    LYLAS, Becks

     
  • At 10:29 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    omigod, becks, i'm so sorry my mom went off on ya like that. we have some scary adults around us, don't we? when i came back from the ladies, my dad also mentioned ur talent, an' my mom shot him one of her scary-ugly looks. yeesh.

    well, gotta go.

     
  • At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Well Becks. We all can't be Roadside Gigs with our own personal wind machine to blow our golden curly tresses. Maybe you can do something about those freckles kid.

    Apes, yeah I had to wait to ditch the glasses until she was in the car. She was already bitching at Dad by that time and didn't notice until we got to your grad. It's crazy how pissed she was! I guess I'm going to be "in the dog house" for awhile. Meanwhile Shims has been plotting some evil toward Edgar. Sometimes she really turns in to a devil cat!

     
  • At 1:17 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    no, see, my freckles give me a youthful an' innocent look, even when i'm dressin' like a pole dancer. keeps me from entering skanksville.

    i don't mean 2 b mean 2 u liz. u and apes r lucky 2 b so pretty even tho your 'rents are both way ug. ur nose isn't so big now but i m worried that it will start growing as u get older like ur mom's did. just sayin' maybe surgery could help u not turn into a scary lookin' old potato nosed crone like ur mom.

    genetics aren't kind to lots of us. i m a babelicious blonde now but my mom has real saggy boobs an' i will probably need a lift b4 i'm 40.

    great now i'm all depressed

    Beckster

     
  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    yeh, we can't help the genes we're stuck with. maybe we'll luck out an' get some recessive genes that'll let us age better'n ma.

    liz, now u've reminded me--poor dad was jus' hummin' one of his railroad songs while he was drivin' us an' mom went off on him. crizzazee!

     

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