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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Ugh, Jeremy!

Jeremy Jones! It's bad enuf that he's got some stank-ass B.O. goin' on there, but then he has to say all this stuff about how Becks'll think she's too big for the band. What does he know? He's jealous that we even have a band! An' can u believe that lame line about "nothing lasts 4-Evah"? What's he been doin', hangin' out with my Dad? To top it all off, Jeremy got really drunk in the first 20 minutes of the dance. Looza!

So Becks is flirtin' with the DJ, what diff does that make? An' so what if she's feelin' like a bigshot tonight--she deserves it. Every1 totally loved her song!




  • At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Liz said…

    Hey Apes! I found a great website for Shiims! The Leopard one is the best. I'm thinking about making one of my own, that is if Mom ever lets us in the house again. Why we have to stand outside the door for hours, days, weeks, is beyond me.

  • At 1:40 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    liz, if the dogs get jealous, we can get them costumes too.

  • At 1:46 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    Umm..sorry Apes, but I might ditch y'all. If I get a better offer, that is. Until then,

    LYLAS, Becks

  • At 1:53 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    hey, becks, i admit i didn' see this comin'. if i say NEthing really foobish and extra-pattersonian, pls excuse me in advance. sometimes i say that kinda shit b4 i even realize what i'm sayin'.

    i hope u'll stay with the band, but if u don't i'll need to get over it. same goes for gerald an' duncan.

  • At 2:10 PM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    No prob. I won't like leavin' y'all high an' dry, but if I get a scholarship or a record deal or somethin' I can't give it up, ya know? It's not like my 'rents have money put away 2 send me 2 college. Mom buys black market OxyContin an' that's not cheep. An' who knows where Dad is these days?

    talk soon lylas becks

  • At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


    Hey chick! Wot's up? Meant to tell you that it was dope hangin' wit you at the dance. I don't usually get to talk to a whole lot of hunnies at my gigs - especially hunnies who get into my mad beats.

    Just wanted to tell you that I think you got mad talent, girl! And I got a buddy who's got some recording equipment. He records a couple local bands, but he said he'd be happy to do you too! He charges about $35/hr, but I'm sure you could swing a deal wit him! Anyway, let me know if you're into it and I'll text him.

    DJ K-Dawg

  • At 2:35 PM, Anonymous DJ K-Dawg said…


    Meant to post as DJ K-Dawg, but I effed up and posted as anonymous. Anyway, just so you know I'm not playin' ya -

    DJ K-Dawg

  • At 4:13 PM, Anonymous jeremy jones said…

    ha ha! becks might dunp ur foobish azz, biatch big-hipped aypo. go play wit dollz like ur suh-posed wit that tard shannon & let becks b tha woman that she is, u bringin her down!

  • At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Gerald said…

    UR jus' jellus, Jeremy, cuz April won't swap gum with u! C'mon, Apes, let's make out behind the gym.

  • At 3:44 AM, Anonymous becky mcguire said…

    piss off jeremy, Apes is still my BFF even if i get famous an' she doesn't. also, even if shannon is a tard, she is still way smarter than u because she is one of my biggest fans.

    dj k-dawg, do not think i m as young an' naive as i was before i went roadside with jeffo. now i m worldly-wise an' i kno you an' your friend just want to double-team me an' film it with your daddy's digital camera. i m a serious artist now an' i'm not falling for that kind of crap n.e. more.

    LYLAS, Apes! Beckster

    P.S.--piss off Gerald, no one iz jellus of u. apes is gonna dump you soon, after she gets her grad present from u.


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