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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Sick kids are inconvenient?

Dee wrote again:
'April'!

I cannot believe he nerve of that brother of 'yours'. It was bad enough when he tried to ply me with his Patterson punning. But then he actually posted to your blog and not 'only' did he lie, but he tried 'to' make *me* out to be a 'liar'. If he thought he had a slight chance to get any nookie before, he's really messed up, now!

Anyway, 'April', this next thing I'm about to tell you 'pains' and 'embarrasses' me, since I pride myself on being a 'good' parent. But I feel the 'need' to tell this. After Mike unsuccessfully tried to get some by punning (Monday night), we were lying in bed, our covers 'pulled' chastely up to our necks, and I said that I wished I knew what was wrong, as 'Robin' gets one illness after 'another'. Your 'brother' opined that it could be because Robin is in 'daycare', but I noted that the kids there have been fine and that, for some 'reason', Robin has a low resistance, so he can't seem to fight things 'off'. Then, 'April', I said, "He's got to get better soon. --I've already taken a week off work, and so have you." (It's strange when I state information we already know, like 'exposition'.) Anyway, I'm very ashamed of what I 'said' next: "...This is getting to be such an INCONVENIENCE!" Next, I sat bolt upright and I said, "Did I say that? I didn't mean to say that!!" I was 'mortified', April, I just really didn't 'know' where that came from. Michael said, "Go to sleep. You can feel guilty in the morning."

Well, 'April', I have to 'go'. Robin is 'crying' again.

Dee
Dee, I wouldn't feel bad as long as U don't say that "inconvenient" stuff rite 2 Robin. My Mom totally wda told me how inconvenient I am. And she totally has.

Jeremy, Gerald, U R rite, it was wrong of me 2 fite w/Rosemary in the comments. She's just a little 6yo girl. I get like that when ppl threaten 2 steal my bf, but I hafta remember who I'm talkin' 2, eh?

Gerald, I totally did not say my preferences abt # of kidz were rite & yrs were wrong, w/out "empirical evidence". All I sed was that mayB after the 1st 2 kids we shd w8 a bit & see how we R doing B4 we go 4ward & have more. Sheesh. As 4 the empirical evidence stuff, well, when we've got 2, we cd babysit sum1 else's 2 kidz & C how we R w/4 all @ once. 4 all U know, U mite not like it. If we do like it, we can have more. But if we rushed in2 having 4, it's not like we cd unhave two of 'em. That's all I'm saying. I think I'm B-ing v. fair abt the whole thing. I mean, Becks just flat out sez there's NFW she'd have more than two. Can't I get sum credit 4 being open 2 this poss?

Apes

posted by April Patterson @ 6:50 AM  

28 Comments:

  • At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    Boozhoo (Hello).

    I read your writings from your niinim (sister-in-law) and it made me remember something about my people. You may not be aware of this, but Ojibway children have a much higher than normal occurrence of otitis media (inflammation of the middle ear) than the national average. A recent study of 739 children in six Ojibway communities in Ontario, showed 23% had middle ear disease. My people are just beginning to understand the possible consequences on the communication skills and academic development of First Nations children. I do not know if your nindoozhim (nephew) has otitis media, but perhaps your niinim (sister-in-law) or noos (brother) should take your nindoozhim (nephew) to a doctor. They are much better at figuring out why child has low resistance to otitis media.

    I hope your nindoozhim (nephew) feels better soon.

    Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
    Constable Paul Wright

     

  • At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dearest April flower,

    Here is my problem with your logic: you assume we should have two kids and that it will be fine and dandy, even though you don't really know what our situation will be like or what I will be like as a father of two. (Though you have babysat for families with two children, because that's mostly what there are in Milborough.) This is because you are brainwashed by the Milborough way of doing things.

    Take your brother for example. He and his wife were, by all accounts, dirt poor when they had Meredith. Even though they both disliked having a baby, and were very poor, they went ahead and had another one. There was no logic behind that decision, except the idea that all people should have two children. (And maybe an oopsie third.)

    If you weren't brainwashed, you would think we should wait to see what our situation was before deciding to have kids at all. For example, you might be too busy as a singing vet. But you do not consider that possibility. Another point is, it would be more logical to have one child and then take stock. But you seem to assume that two is the absolute minimum number allowed.

    To my way of thinking, we should have four, and then wait and see if we want more. Because the number four just sounds right to me. My aunt and uncle in Halifax have four, and I have spent time with them, and it seems good to me. Just like two seems good to you.

    My dulcid dandelion, I hate to have to take this harsh tone with you. But you will have to learn to abide by my decisions when we are married. Remember those pamphlets from the Johnston Institute that they handed out during the "birds and the bees" lecture a few years back? You should probably review it. But I will quote some relevant passages:

    Good people from Milborough have very specific attitudes about marriage. One should definitely marry in their early twenties. Anything past 25 is late, especially for a female. Once married, people should stay married, even if one of the parties is an alcoholic or an adulterer. Only bad people get divorced.

    In marriage, there is a very specific division of labor that good people from Milborough will follow. The man is the head of the household. While the woman can make decisions too, the man must approve of them. The husband must make more money than the wife. In rare circumstances, if the husband is a Delicate Genius, it is permissible for him to earn less, but it must be enough to cover the basic essentials of life, even if it is improbable that he would be able to do so.

    The woman's power in the marriage is chiefly exercised through nagging and denial of sex. The woman should exercise these powers as much as possible, especially once childbearing is complete. The woman should at least pretend to have some career ambitions, but the woman is responsible for child care. The man may "help out," but it is her responsibility to make sure the child is taken care of at all times. The woman must also feel a lot of angst about her "career versus child care" choices. The ideal solution is for the woman to have a career that is only part-time, or not very challenging. If the woman must work full-time, she should not talk about her job at home, or act very interested in it. She should make sure everyone knows her primary interest is her children. She should also have a lot of angst about finances.

    Only by following these rules will good Milboroughians ever have a happy marriage.

    The book also talks a lot about the reasons for having only two children. But I think they do not apply to us. The relevant passage:

    Every good Milborough couple will have at least two children. Only selfish people do not have children. It is also selfish to have only one child, unless you are abandoned by your illicit Latin lover and cannot find a suitable gay replacement. Of course, having had a love child with your illicit Latin lover means you are a wanton whore, but you can be redeemed if you are taken under the wing of a good Milborough family that agrees to matchmake for you.

    Two is an ideal number of children. In Milborough, you are assured of having one boy and one girl. It is permissible to have a third child, if it is a precious precocious change of life oops baby, or, alternatively, if it will have a cute but largely harmless birth defect that will make for a meaningful life lesson.

    However, keep in mind that children are hugely, massively expensive, and it is nearly impossible, even for upper-middle class families, like those with dentists and pharmacists heading them, to afford more than two. Now, you may be thinking, "I know a family like that, and they have plenty of money to spend on luxuries, like clothes they never wear, balls of yarn when they never knit, and lemon zesters when all they cook is boiled carrots. They give away gifts of toys and clothing. They can even afford for a male Delicate Genius not to be the main breadwinner."

    However, a good Milboroughian recognizes that children are massively, hugely, horrendously expensive. Nobody but the very, very rich have ever managed to have more than three.

    Also, it is unseemly to have more than two children. Women who have more than two or three children are advertising their extremely wanton, lewd, and unnatural interest in sex. It is important to show the world that you are not a pervert, or that you at least have some self-control.

    See now, my dumpling? I will be very rich. Also, you say Milborough's standards about sexuality and sexual expression are too rigid. You do not care if you are considered a slut. So, there's no reason for us not to have four children, since that's what I think will be best for us.

    Devotedly, Gerald

     

  • At 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I feel bad about poor Robin. I think maybe Dee needs to quit her job. Robin is probably catching these infections at day care. If Dee were home, he would not have to go to daycare. Also, it is not like Dee's job is helping her learn anything that might be important for raising a child. As a teacher, I am learning all sorts of things about children. But as a pharmacist, Dee can't even seem to find the right drugs to stop Robin's pain.

    I don't understand quite why Mike married a pharmacist in the first place. That is almost as bad as being a radiology technician or a musician. Useless. A smart career for a woman is one that deals with children, like a teacher, an audiologist, or a children's book store owner. That way she can learn what she needs to know to be a better mother. And there is no greater job in the world.

    Of course, they would have to survive on Mike's freelance salary, but he will be fabulously successful. Pattersons have the Midas touch. Every business they are involved in soon becomes very lucrative.

    April, those Johnston Institute pamphlets contain some real wisdom. They didn't hand them out back in my time. Back then, the messages about right behavior were a lot more subtle. You are lucky. If we had been instructed back then, maybe I would not be a spinster, and maybe Mike would have married a maternity nurse or something.

    Sincerely, Liz

     

  • At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gisli Aloysiusson,

    I would have 4 children with you. I don’t care if people call me a slut, whatever that is.

    Ragnhild Gordonsdottir

     

  • At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    Little sis. Don’t let your boyfriend pressure you into having children before you are ready or want to. Believe me; I know exactly how it is to find you are having a baby before you are ready to have one. I didn’t want to have children before Dee and I were in our own home with a garden and a fenced-in back yard. I wanted it to have full-grown trees and pleasant neighbours and Deanna and I would each have our own car. And I would have a workshop too. Then after we had everything set up properly, Deanna and I would have children. That was my dream for my beautiful Deanna and me.

    What I didn’t dream was being in a deteriorating apartment, breathing cigar smoke from a moronic downstairs neighbour, having to work all the time to pay the bills, and dealing with a wife who says one mildly embarassing thing about our son’s illness, like “This is getting to be such an INCONVENIENCE!" and then talking about how guilty she felt for saying it all…night…long. I am so tired. I think I may have to call mom to help me out.

    Love,
    Michael Patterson

     

  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger howard said…

    April,

    Dennis North’s parents would love it if he agreed to marry you. You’re a cute girl from a good family. I can give you his number if you are interested. He is quite nice to look at. I wouldn’t mind having kids with him, if that was physically possible and his parents weren’t so impossible.

    I am so glad I am marrying Becky, that way I can date whomever I want without worrying about them not being able to have children. Becky looks very fertile, don’t you think? I think that after she has two kids, she may get so excited about them, she will want more. A whole house full of children would be great. But, I am happy simply to know that I will not go through life childless. There were many years when I thought that would be the case. Life is much better now that I an engaged to Becky.

    By the by, I wouldn’t trust anything coming from the Johnston Institute for Better Living, even if Gerald is quoting from it.

    Howard K.

     

  • At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    april, i ‘bout slapped gigli wen he wuz wavin’ that johnston institute stuff n my face 2day. eva sed she duzn’t think “the woman's power in the marriage is chiefly exercised through nagging and denial of sex.” eva sez she thinks smirking is a woman’z power. that & a low cut top. i am pretty sure i agree w/eva. i think i like eva, but i dunno if i wanna go 2 far w/it. she still starez @duncan wenevah she seez him & she still gets upset wen she seez zandra larson. i’m just gonna take it slow & njoy the studyin’ 2getha. speakin’ of that, i turned n my independent study project like 2 dayz early & my teach ‘bout had a heart attack. she checked it ovah 2 make sure it looked like my work & i had referenced the encyclopedia britannica, like she wunted & not wikipedia. i am definitely gonna keep studyin’ w/eva.

     

  • At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    Boozhoo (Hello).

    I read your writings, your friend Gerald quotes from the Johnston Institute pamphlets. In Otter County, where I live, the First Nations people laughed at the pamphlets. In Canada, the average annual income of an Ojibway woman is $13,300, and the average annual income of an Ojibway man is $18,200. Most of the things suggested by the pamphlets are not possible for an Ojibway.

    One of the main reasons I chose the life in the Ontario Provincial Police is that I get a very good salary, so I and my eventual wife (hopefully your sister) and family do not have to live in poverty like most of my people do. The police are not well-liked by my people, so it was hard to choose this career.

    One of the only Ojibway communities I know that received and embraced the Johnston Institute was Mtigwaki (Land of Trees), where you sister lives. I think this is because Mtigwaki (Land of Trees) does not seem to have the same problems as most other Ojibway communities. They do have problems with school truancy, as my sweet girl can tell you, but there is virtually no crime there aside from children looking in people’s windows and Phil Goulais trying to overcharge for marshmallows and chocolate. I am very happy I am transferring to Spruce Narrows, where I can be with my sweet girl in Mtigwaki (Land of Trees). I think it would be a great place to raise children. Much better than Otter County.

    Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
    Constable Paul Wright

     

  • At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Paul,

    Maybe you should be thinking about a transfer to the Toronto suburbs. That is the best place to raise children. Or maybe not. Who can say what life will bring? Certainly not me. Well, I probably could, but I don't want to.

    Liz

     

  • At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Elizabeth,

    I gwiinawenim (miss) you.

    I read your writings about a transfer to the Toronto suburbs. That would be impossible, since it would be further away from you. I have fallen in love with you and the only reason I am transferring from the nice, new detachment in Otter County to the dingy, logging industry town of Spruce Narrows is to be closer to you, so I can see you more often. I can barely stand the times we are apart now.

    You’ve been in Mtigwaki (Land of Trees) for almost 2 years so you know how good a place it is to raise children. I promise you that when our kids are old enough to go to school, they will actually go and not spend all their time checking trap lines or taking care of sick relatives.

    Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
    Constable Paul Wright

     

  • At 6:32 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    omg, ger, u make my head hurt. 1st u're on my case 4 not b-ing logical an' saying that mayB it will b best 2 have no kidz or 1 kid, depending on our sitch. i actually did think of that, but the reason i used 2 kids in my xample wasn't cuz i m milboro-brainwashed. it was cuz i was, tbh, afraid u wd freak out & say i didn't luv u, which i do.

    then after yr mini-lecture on logic, u jumped 2 saying u wanted 4 kidz just cuz u like that #. that's not logical.

    then u quoted fr. those horrible jifbl pamphlets we all hadda take home w/us fr. school, & u seemed 2 agree abt how husbandz r in charge & wivez hafta abide by their decisionz. but then u decide it's ok 2 go against the whole "don't have more than 2 kidz" thing cuz it suits u. well, wanna know what suits me? what suits me is i'm gonna have a husband who's an equal partner w/me, not my boss. my husband won't think it matterz which of us makes more $, esp. if we r both doing sumthing we luv.

    & don't 4get, i want us 2 get out of mboro.

    paul, that's interesting abt ojibway children & otitis media. i hope dee takes robin 2 the doc, like u say.

    liz, i think ppl shd choose their professions based on their talents and passions.

    howard, i got yr e-mail w/dennis north's contact info. the pic u attached was v. nice.

    rosemary, i don't want to fite w/u since u r a lil girl, but pls stop.

    apes

     

  • At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear April,

    You know that I want to stay in Milborough. You know I want at least four children. Yet you just state your preference and ignore mine, as if your preference is what matters, and mine does not count at all. I hope you understand that that is not how our marriage will work.

    Anyway, this argument is pointless. I am the man, and I will have my way. You just need to accept it. Even if you try to stop me, you will fail. Remember, a man knows how to make oops babies too.

    Your future husband, Gerald

     

  • At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    april, yru d8in’ gigli again? i think he must be skippin’ hiz medz or sumthin’. eva & i r workin’ on our essayz now & i think i am gonna have mine completely done by 2nite. i asked eva if we shud nvite u ovah 2 do essayz w/us, but she sed u wud just distract me. i dunno wut she meant by that.

    eva wuz kinda singin’ along w/the tunez she had playin’. az u know, she'z a rilly good singer. i told her she sounded good. eva sed, “i took lessons & wuz n the choir @ my old church, where i usedta live.” i sed, “& u don’t do that now?” eva sed, “no, but it’s not 4 the reazns u mite have heard frum april. april will tell u i just do vocalz 4 ‘fun,’ cuz her ‘rents have rilly hammered that n2 her. 1 tyme aftah a band rehearsal we hadda lissen 2 her dad go on & on ‘bout ‘musick haz 2b fun. that's y it wuz nvented. it duzn't mattah if ur good or not. wut mattahz iz the fun. sumtymez it's a blessing 2 not b2 good in musick, cuz ambition takes all the fun outa it. njoyin’ musick az a hobby iz a lot more fun.’ i thot he wuz tellin’ us we sounded bad, but duncan just sed thass they way april’z dad iz. duncan iz rilly smart that way & he looked so cute wen he wuz sayin’ it. neway, the real reazn i don’t sing n a church choir iz cuz my ‘rents haven’t picked a church yet.” i sed, “y iz that?” eva sed, “not a lotta religion n mboro.” i sed, “ur rite. there wuz a tyme wen i remembah church b-ing more mportant in mboro. n fact, wen april tol’ me u usedta sing n a church choir, i think it wuz the 1st tyme i have heard her say the word ‘church’ n ovah 3 yearz. a long tyme ago april’z dad told storiez ‘bout how his kidz usedta go 2 church & mispronounce thingz.” eva sed, “i hope he duzn’t tell us thoze storiez aftah the next rehearsal.”

    we'll prolly go 2 horny tim's again 2 celebr8 aftah we finish the essayz. u can prolly join us there. but don't bring gigli if he iz still talkin' 'bout babiez.

     

  • At 7:28 PM, Blogger howard said…

    April,

    I’m glad you got the e-mail with Dennis North’s contact information. You should give him a call. He’s a very good dancer, and I know this is an area in which you could use a little improvement. I hear from Lawrence and Nick, that Dennis did wonders with your sister, who, as I understand it, was blessed with more than 2 left feet before Dennis taught her.

    I just love that picture of Dennis in his skating outfit too. It really shows off his figure in all the right places. I’m getting a little stirred up just thinking about it. I think I need to lift a few weights.

    Howard K.

     

  • At 7:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gisli Aloysiusson,

    In grade one sports today, we had 2 new instructors. Their names are Zahava and Zainab. They wore black and lots of other pretty colours, but mostly black. They got tired after a half hour. They said we should sit down and rest. I told them a Viking woman does not get tired. I told them I was going to have 4 babies with you.

    They go to your school. They told me stories about you. Is it true you are called “Swirlie boy”?

    Ragnhild Gordonsdottir

     

  • At 7:44 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    dear ger,

    u know that I want to leave milboro. u know i want 2 stop @ 2 children. yet u just state yr preference and ignore mine, as if yr preference is what matters, and mine does not count at all. i hope you understand that that is not how our marriage will work.

    anyway, this argument is pointless. i am the woman, and i will have my way. u just need to accept it. even if you try 2 stop me, u will fail. remember, a woman knows how to get her t00bz tied.

    apes

    p.s. i m meeting jeremy an' eva @ horny t's l8r.

     

  • At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April, I'm glad you'll be meeting us at Horny T's later. Jeremy and I are totally kicking arse on our essays. Did you ever notice that Jeremy has really nice eyes?

    Eva

     

  • At 8:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    I must apologize about Rosemary's disturbing posts to your blog. I should never have let her spend time with Thorvald McGuire and that so-called wife of his, Thora. They've filled Rosie's little head with all that Viking foolishness and now she's got this aggressive crush on Gerald Delaney-Forsythe.

    I am trying very hard to disabuse little Rosie of this idea that she's going to marry Gerald, when in fact Gordon and I have already hand-picked her future husband. He is a lovely little boy in her class, Ben Geller. Another boy, Milhouse Van Houten, is a very nice kid I suspect will make an excellent back-up gay someday. Don't tell his parents I said that!

    So, don't worry about Rosemary. She's having a time-out right now, and then she has to call Auntie April and apologize.

    Tracey

     

  • At 8:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    april, eva iz smirkin' @me a lot rite now. it iz both charmin' & disarmin' @the same tyme. 4 sum reazn, it iz makin' me work evn harder on my essay. glad ur meetin' uz @horny tim's l8r.

     

  • At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Adalbjorg Ellysdottir, I mean April Patterson,

    I am really, really, really sorry I said I wanted to marry your boyfriend Gisli Aloysiusson, I mean Gerald Delaney-Forsythe. I am really, really sorry I called you a meanie beanie. I am really, really sorry I wrote you were too afraid to make a promise to Gisli Aloysiusson, I mean Gerald Delaney-Forsythe.

    Mommy said she wants me to marry Ben Geller and I should promise to have babies with him. I don’t like Ben. His daddy gets married a lot and his mommy likes girls. He is messed up. I don’t think he would give me strong Viking, I mean normal children. Mommy wants Milhouse Van Houten to be my back-up gay, but he likes Lisa Simpson. I don’t think he is gay, but I’m not sure.

    Sorry,
    Ragnhild Gordonsdottir, I mean Rosemary Mayes

     

  • At 8:29 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    thanx, rosemary, i accept yr apology. next time i c u, we'll play that barbie video game yr mom just got u, eh?

    apes

     

  • At 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dearest Rosemary-Flower,

    It's not my fault I have two mommies and a flaky daddy. I'll still make a great husband someday. And I'm getting some romance tips from Gerald Delaney-Forsythe.

    If you get pre-pre-engaged with me, I'll give you some Bratz stickers!

    Devotedly,

    Ben

     

  • At 9:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    If we have to play Barbie, I want to play Barbie: Secret Agent and not Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue that you always want to play. I really want to play Bratz Rock Angelz, even though none of Bratz wear pink in that video game.

    I am not going to write back to Ben Geller. Mommy says it is good to play hard-to-get. She says you can teach me about how to do that.

    Rosemary Mayes

     

  • At 9:48 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    rosemary, we can play whichev game u want. tho i mite not b the best person 2 teach u abt playing hard-2-get. i keep writing back 2 ger, eh? hm. mayB liz?

    apes

     

  • At 9:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    I would love to be your backup gay! I have to thank Howard for giving me this wonderful suggestion. I would love to care for our children, and I think two would be great! Your boyfriend is a blockhead.

    Best,

    Dennis

     

  • At 10:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dearest April flower,

    I had a long talk with my father about our current disagreement. He gave me some advice that should prove helpful.

    Specifically, he told me how he managed to impregnate my mother even after she had her tubes tied. Thank goodness for my dad. If he hadn't done that, my parents would have been horrible selfish people with only one child. Pater really saved Mater's bacon, there.

    But, I love you so much that I propose a compromise. We will agree not to discuss these issues in too much depth until we are juniors. That will give us time to reflect, but will still leave us two years to plan a proper wedding.

    Until then, we should really focus our efforts on our band. It needs help. I am thinking that the name 4+Eva is pretty lame. Also, that new guy on keyboards? His playing is a little...vague and undefined.

    Devotedly, Gerald

     

  • At 10:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dearest Ragnhild flower,

    You and I will always be Viking friends-in-arms. Do not worry. When you come of age, when you are twelve or thereabouts, you will have every Viking in the province asking your father for your hand.

    And who knows what the future might hold? Adalbjorg Ellysdottir is not interested in either the Viking ways or the Milborough ways, so we may not be compatible in the long run. If we ever break up, I will certainly consider you as a potential bride.

    Sincerely, Gisli Aloysiusson

     

  • At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    april, it wuz fun 2b w/u & eva @horny tim’s 2nite. i actually kinda feel i know u bettah thanx 2 that convo. eva iz rilly good @gettin’ peeps 2 spill ‘bout their problemz & thoze thingz u sed ‘bout how scared u were wen i tried 2 run u ovah w/that bike were hard 2 hear, but i needed 2 hear them, eh? that part ‘bout how u2 handle the boyz n ur band wuz v.v. informative, & don’t worry, i won’t tell duncan or gigli nething ‘bout that. howevah, it iz majorly scary how much control u girlz have ovah them.

     

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