Guest Blogger: Jeremy Duncan!

Yo, it's Jeremy Duncan here! April asked me to guest blog for her today, because she says if she tries blogging today, she'll have to tell you all about her parents' visit to the cemetery to buy their dead-person plots, and her mom wanting a plot "with a view" and lameness that goes like that. I can so relate, because I blog too, and I also have boring parents.

My girlfriend Sara dumped me recently, which pretty well sucks, especially since Pierce wrote about it on his myspace. But dude's gonna make it up to me with the party he's having tonight! He told me his parents are out of town, and I guessed that this means party at their place. Pierce told me he would have used the words "apocalyptic realignment of the earth's tectonic plates," but y'know, tom-ay-to/to-mah-to and all those old-people clichés. The important thing is par-TAY tonight at Pierce's place. Oh, and April told me about her friend Duncan's little birthday get-together at Tim Horton's this evening. Pierce says if you can sneak away afterwards, you're all invited to his apocalyptic thingy.

Jeremy Duncan, signing out for April