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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Jesse actually listened 2 Liz?

So, Liz tellz me Jesse heard fr. Gary abt her not coming back in Sept. Liz told him, "I'll write. I'll come 2 visit." Liz, U shdn't tell kidz stuff like that if U R not gonna follow thru. And I know U won't! NEway, Jesse walked out of the classroom saying, "I knew U'd leave. Every1 I care abt goes away. My mom, my Dad..... U....." W8, when did his mom an' dad go away? I thot I remembered him living w/them when Liz 1st when up 2 Mtig, and no1 ever sed NEthing abt them going away. But Liz sez she put her hand on his shoulder (and he was suddenly almost adult size!) and sed, "U're a wonderful person! It's not yr fault that ppl have 2 leave Mtigwaki. These thingz just happen." Jesse was all, "No they don't. U told the whole class that there'z a reason 4 everything." OMG, Liz, Y wd U go and tell a classroom fulla little kidz that? Then if their mishomises have freak trapline accidents, they'll think it was supposta happ that way an' have a big ol' complex? Geez, what were U thinking? Well, now U know that when U talk 2 yr students, they hear what U say and remember it, so U hafta B careful, eh? Also, Y R U pretending like U hafta leave Mtig? U cda totally stayed if U'd wanted 2. Can't U @ least B honest abt that?

Paul, I think I can C Y Perry wd associate thoze usernamez fr. the "mocking Baloney and Bannock" site w/Liz. If they R her, they show she really wants 2 B back in S. Ontario and back w/her HS boyfriend Anthony, so I'd B v. v. careful if I were U!!!

Peeps, as U know the monthly letterz from my fam 4 June will most likely go up sumtyme 2day, but I won't get a chance 2 post abt them until sumtyme this evening. Just pls remember the poss of editing an' give me the benny of the doubt in case U C NEthing ridiculously stupid coming fr "me", K? Also, B on the lookout 4 memberz of my fam gratuitously quoting themselvez fr. the letterz, @ length. They get so in luv w/what they wrote that they memorize it and unleash it on peeps @ random, as many of U know!

Apes

8 Comments:

  • At 5:50 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    for sum reason, jeremy sed i shd ask howard if he has ne wormz 4 me 2 eat? weird!

    apes

     
  • At 6:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    I do not appreciate the way you all have taken to talking about me here on your blog. You have also said some very mean things, and that isn't nice! It isn't very Patterson-like of you to do that.

    First of all, I do not owe Jesse Mukwa a reason for why I am leaving Mtigwaki. I don't tell anyone else my reasons, even my boyfriend, so I do not need to tell one of my students. It's none of his business.

    If Paul really loves me, he will move south. If he doesn't, then I will know he doesn't really love me, and that I am destined to be with a certain someone else.

    After all, it isn't really me that is making the decision to move south again. It's your fault, April. If you hadn't sent me that email full of gossip, I wouldn't have started thinking about missing home. If I hadn't started thinking about missing home, I wouldn't have started looking for jobs down south. If I hadn't started looking for jobs down south, I never would have gotten that job in Mississauga. If I hadn't gotten that job in Mississauga, I probably would have worried about leaving my regular job without having a new one lined up, and I would have signed my contract for next year in Mtigwaki.

    If Paul should be upset with anyone, it's you.

    Liz

     
  • At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    Boozhoo (Hello).

    I am supposed to be mad at you. I am not really, because my sweet girl wouldn’t give me a reason to be mad at you.

    I do not know why your sister told Gary Crane she was leaving and didn’t tell her class and Jesse Mukwa. There are no secrets in Mtigwaki (Land of Trees). It is better to tell people directly instead of letting the town do it. I thought my sweet girl knew that by now.

    I am learning your sister does not like to tell people the big things in her life. Vivian Crane told me she shamed your sister into telling me about Mississauga. I think if she had not done that, I would be just as confused as Jesse Mukwa.

    As for Jesse Mukwa, don’t feel too sorry for him. My sweet girl told me he had a dream about her leaving, so he knew it was going to happen. I think he is trying to trick her into giving him her stereo as a farewell gift out of guilt. Jesse has been living with his aunt Margaret since last year. His mother left Mtigwaki (Land of Trees) shortly after your sister started teaching there. I would say I am surprised my sweet girl didn’t already tell you this, but I am learning that is the way she is. When she gets to Mississauga and you find out she is planning to move again before I get my transfer to Toronto, if you could remind her to tell me, I would appreciate it. I don’t want to get Toronto, and find my sweet girl is teaching in Japan.

    Gi'-ga-wa-ba-min' na-gutch! (See you later!)
    Constable Paul Wright

     
  • At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    There are some boys who are special needs who have bad emotional problems. Whenever anyone is nice to them, they hang all over them. I think this Jesse Mukwa boy is like that. I think you are the nicest girl in Milborough and I like you a lot, but I don’t hang all over you. I can tell when you have had a fight with Becky McGuire, and you need me to talk to you. I think Jesse Mukwa is special needs. If he went to R.P. Boire, he would get an assistant in school. Too bad he is in Mtigwaki. Maybe his new teacher will help him. From what you wrote, I don’t think your sister helped him very much.

    Love,
    Shannon Lake

     
  • At 8:02 PM, Blogger howard said…

    April,

    I do have some worm recipes. I don’t eat worms very often, but when I do, the recipes help them go down, quite nicely. Oddly enough I agree with the constable about something. The Jesse Mukwa I remember from my one visit to Mtigwaki was a scam artist of the highest degree. If he is playing the guilt card with your sister just as she is getting ready to leave, then it is obvious he wants something. If your sister leaves that hellhole with most of her possessions intact, then she is doing great. I can tell her right now, she should check over her stuff for gifts of fish that may have been hidden. At least her cat might like those.

    In the meantime, Becky tells me those “friends” that follow her around in school handing her school reports and test answers area starting to really get to her. She said it is really getting annoying. I just hope one of the school officials doesn’t see it going on and jump to the wrong conclusion. Becky has working hard at her school work. She really has.

    Howard K.

     
  • At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    april, zandra larson told me 2day n skool that eva's attempts 2 ntrap duncan r not wunnerful. i told her i didn’t think eva wuz tryin 2 ntrap duncan, but she seemed unhappy ‘bout the thing. i think she thinks ur mom iz gonna try 2 set duncan up w/eva. i thot zandra wuz a little off, but wen i asked eva ‘bout it, she just smirked @me & it wuzn’t 1 of thoze smirks i like. i still looked @her boobs neway. i think it wuz a reflex action. if u hear ‘bout ur mom tryin’ 2 do sumthin’ like that, lemme know so we can try 2 do sumthin’ ‘bout ur mom. i like eva, but this thing w/duncan keeps comin’ up, eh?

     
  • At 8:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    April,

    Little sis. Lizardbreath certainly has a way with the emotionally deprived children. I seem to remember a story about when she was student teaching and the same thing happened. It’s what happens when you concentrate too much on one person. Concentrating on one person is not a very good thing, unless you concentrate on yourself of course. I do that a lot, and it has helped me tremendously. Of course, Lizardbreath is moving hundreds of miles away from her boyfriend, just because she wants to live in the South. So, I think she may have been concentrating on herself a little. Not so much, that she has a job in the fall yet. Maybe she needs to go through a little unemployment. Let me tell you, borrowing money from mom and dad was so humiliating it changed the whole way I look at money. Whenever I am in my attic, typing or editing away at some freelance work, and I am so tired I can barely keep my eyes open, I just say to myself, “Remember the check mom waved in your face the last time I borrowed money.” That gives me the incentive to go on. I don’t ever want to have to borrow money from my parents again. I think Lizardbreath needs some financial reality from Mom and Dad.

    Love,
    Michael Patterson

     
  • At 8:50 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    liz, omg, the e-mail i sent u was bone dry. u can't blame that st00pid e-mail! btw, i know u don't always refresh this blog once the day'z post is up, so refresh it cuz i've posted the monthly-letter post.

    howard, i noticed sum of thoze girlz r really stressing becky out. every1 seemz stressed, tho.

    i don't think i'm gonna try the worm recipez just yet--i don't wanna eat wormz!

    apes

     

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