My head hurts!

Well, sumtymez I do stuff that helps xxplain Y there R peeps who still think I'm twelve! Like Liz was sittin' on her bed, talking on the fone w/Paul, all "Hello, Paul? I've been trying 2 call U! What's happening w/yr transfer?" I was standing in the doorway listening 4 that part, and then I crept in2 the room and sprawled on the bed, behind and 2 the rite of Liz, lying on my belly and using my forearms and hands to prop my hed. Liz was gripping one corner of her pillow w/her left hand, which shda been a warning 2 me that the ultra-violence mite B on its way if I did sumthing Liz didn't like. But I was 2 drawn in 2 eavesdropping 2 think str8. Liz went, "Really? January?!! Can U come here 4 Xmas?... Then... I'll C U B4 New Yr's" Then she was all, "I luv U. Kisses and hugz. Uh-huh, more kisses (giggle) more hugz ... and more kisses..." Just then, I put my face rite behind Liz's head and went, "Smoochy-smoochy!" Liz gave me a big WHAP! 2 the had w/that pillow she'd been gripping, making me rise 1/2way in2 the air, and then knocking me on2 my back, so's I lost consciousness. Liz sez I was lying there like a ded bug, with my feet in the air, when she continued her convo w/"And more hugz."

She posted a bit about all this in a comment here last nite:

April,

I shouldn't even talk to you, you're such a nosy brat, but since the world will want to know about what I'm doing, I have to put a post on your stupid blog, well, Paul is finally going to be the man in my life who is there for me, only now he is going to be here for me, because he is finally getting his transfer, it only took me months of nagging him, but it's finally happening, I'm so excited, I just know that Paul getting his transfer is going to lead me on the path to marriage, finally, I just know this event is going to cause me to finally get a husband somehow.

Well I decided there's no way I'm going up north to Mtigwaki for Christmas or New Year's, it is a horrible fate to be deprived of a Milborough New Year's Eve party, even though the one last year wasn't so great the ones from the years before that were fantastic, you always see all the most wonderful dearest people to you in the whole world and just that one night a year so missing it is a bad thing, besides, now that Paul is going to be living in the South I won't be needing to go up North anymore hardly ever, which is good because that long drive is really a big pain in the butt, that's what Mom says, but I'm not sure if she means in the real butt or the butt that isn't real but just means you hate doing something, anyway, Mom is always right.

You know after I hung up with Paul Mom and I had a big talk and she said she was so proud of me because I learned one of her biggest lessons of womanhood which is that whatever the woman wants is right, and she just says how she wants people to act and then her husband and kids (or boyfriend) has to do it, like when Mom made us go vegetarian awhile back, she said, "You did it! You told your boyfriend that he was going to move to Milborough with you, and he is doing it!" and I was so happy but also confused and I said, "But I thought you hated Paul and want me to break up with him for Anthony," and Mom said, "Oh, I'm not worried. When I went vegetarian, one screw up by your father was enough to make me realize I didn't really care about healthy eating anymore. Paul will get here and mess up somehow, like the imperfect non-Milborough, non-husband material he is. Then you will change your mind about him and realize you are meant to be with Anthony. Believe me, a mother knows. It will all unfold as I say," and I said, "But Mom, what if I don't do what you want?" and Mom said, "It's not about what I want, it's about what fate has decreed. Fate wants you with Anthony. You'll accept that someday. But your work with Paul is good practice for you. By the time you marry Anthony, you will have wifely control down pat," then Mom patted me on the head and left.

Well later I heard Mom in the sewing room and I smelled popcorn and I wanted some so I went to go in there but I stopped in the door because I saw Mom had a little doll in her hands, the doll was in a Mountie uniform and he had all these pins and things coming out of him, stuck in his chest and his naughty boy place, and I said, "Mom, what's up with the doll?" and Mom said, "I'm making a present for your nephew," and so I said, "You really put the grand in grandma," and then I went to see if you had woken up from your coma yet.

Liz

Yeow, my head still hurts. Sorry I spied, Liz, but I think U overreacted. Oh, and I think we shd get that little mountie doll away fr. Mom. Soundz like voodoo. If she's gonna play that way, I'm making an Anthony doll in the home-ec room @ school! That'll show her!!!

Apes