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Tuesday, January 01, 2008


Happy New Year, ppl! Yay, it's 2008!

So, U know I went 2 Ger's NYE party last nite. When we rung in the New Year, Ger did that butt-hosting thing Patterson men and the men who d8 Patterson women like 2 do. As he did, we all yelled, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!" Dunc was kinda spooning Eva while they were both standing, and Eva was holding up a mug of something and shouting, "Wooooo-Hoooo!" Luis yelled, "Make it a good one!" His girlfriend Rosario used a little megafone 2 shout "Peace!"

Then every1 went in2 silhouette and Ger started a slowdance w/me even tho the music was fast (as he alwayz does), and I sed, "I wonder where we'll B next New Year's Eve, Gerald." And he sed, "Let's not talk abt that." Then he ran over 2 the stereo, which was like six feet away, w/out letting go of me, but by stretching one arm like that guy Rex Reed in the Fantastic 4. As he did that, he was all, "Let's turn up the music and dance. --Let's just think abt now. I asked, "Why?" He retracted his arm, went back in2 slow dance 4mation, and sed, "B-cuz ... it's easier," kinda into my hairline.

R U confused? I mean, Ger an' I had broken up, rite? And I've been d8ing Jeremy. So did we just get back 2gether 4 NYE? So that we cd break up again? And Y R we acting as tho we R in our senior yr of HS when we R only in 3rd yr? Well, things mite b-come more clear as I tell the rest of this story over the next few days. Or mayB they'll B clear as mud. Either way, have a faboo new year, and get bizzy w/those NY rezzos!


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  • At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Sailor Moon said…

    Tell your boyfriend to have caution. If he has powers (such as the ability to stretch, as you mentioned), he can be found out quite easily. Perhaps he should wear a mask? I find that slapping a tiara on confuses everyone.

  • At 12:11 PM, Blogger duncan anderson said…

    Hey Apes, after paying more than $2K for my 1-way ticket 2 TO, I was hoping 4 alot more than sorta spooning with Evah. Is it ok 4 me 2 tell that I drunk-dialled Zed b4 I passed out?


    Yr best bud 4eva,
    Duncan Anderson

  • At 12:34 PM, Blogger duncan anderson said…

    My return flite is only $600! AC 966 departs YYZ Terminal 1 @ 08:45 Jan 3. I crashed @ Crazee Cowgirls mansion last nite, but I took the 1st GO outta Mboro this am.

    Dont tell yr 'rents Im back in Canada. I dont think my 'rents will call cos there skared of Mboro but mayb Perdita will call. She can yell @ me when my hed doesnt hurt so much.

    Im hanging @ the Horny Ts on York St outside of Union Station, if u want 2 come in2 TO 2day. Bummer that the GOs going on strike on the 7th, u r going 2 b stuck in Mboro 4 a long time.


    Yr best bud 4eva,
    Duncan Anderson

  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger duncan anderson said…

    Hey, Apes, I just got a text message from Zed, she says shes housesitting @ her 'rents place in Riverdale but I can stay @ her apt till I leave. Im meeting her @ the Horny Ts @ Pape Station @ 2 pm 2 get her key. CW says she doesnt have a bf, so mayb she will think I look rilly studly & invite me back 2 the Larsons place. Woohoo!

    L8r. Mayb.


  • At 12:59 PM, Blogger Zandra Larson said…

    Hi April,
    Things have been kind of hectic since September, so I can sort of catch up now since classes don't start again until next week. I'm housesitting for my parents while they're in Barbados (I stayed in Toronto since the whole trip seemed too Arne-centric). Duncan's been calling and sounding pretty rough--what happened in Milborough last night? I'm sending him to stay in my residence room at Trinity, since no-one's there and it should be nice and quiet for him to get over whatever it was he drank all of last night. My room mate shouldn't be back from Brampton until Friday.
    The room mate thing is kind of funny, in a sick joke way. My mother pulled some strings with someone to get me a residence room in the old Trinity building, but the only catch was I had to have a room mate. The room's are huge, so it didn't seem that bad. When I moved in, though, it was a really big and not quite pleasant surprise to see that 1. I knew my room mate already and 2. it was Zenia.
    So far, though, it hasn't been bad rooming with her. She's been a bit bored, though, so who knows who she'll put through her strange sexual wringer next.


  • At 2:21 PM, Blogger duncan anderson said…

    Hey Apes,

    Man, oh, man, I rilly missed my maple dips & dbl dbls. Im w8ing 4 Zed. Mayb I shld invite her out 4 a friendly dinner, then mayb she will let me stay @ the Larsons w/ her.


    MCDunC the Studly

  • At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Happy New Year, April, and all the best to you and your lovely family!

    By any chance do you know where Duncan is? He bolted from his brunch shift at Redd Hott Bajan Mamma's yesterday, and his passport and debit card are missing.

    If you see him, please let him know that his parents are frantic with worry and that I have let him go from his position as head busboy at Redd Hott Bajan Mamma's.

    Sincerely yours,

  • At 2:27 PM, Anonymous charles wallace larson said…

    Duncan, dude, where's my Blackberry?

  • At 3:31 PM, Blogger duncan anderson said…

    Oh, man. I nevah had a chance w/ Zed. She didnt even take her coat off. Shes rilly freaked that Perdita & Arne mite get married & then Perdita wld b her auntie & r x-relationship wld b retro creepy. I tried 2 tell her that Perdita will prolly dump Arnie if the insurance co wont pay up for Gran's parlour, but she just said she had 2 go & meet her cousin Enid.

    NEway, Im in Zeds room. I thot she had an apt, but shes in residence @ Trinity College, U of T. The building's rilly cube, it sorta looks like Hogwarts. Zed said she has a roomie but she wont b back b4 I leave.

    L8r. Got 2 find the closest Horny Ts.

  • At 3:55 PM, Blogger DreadedCandiru2 said…

    Boy, you Milboroughites go in for the drama, don't you? It must be in the town charter that every decision you make has to be treated as if it were the most important thing in the world. I'd hate to be at the counter of a fast food place watching some jerk drive himself mad trying to figure out if he wanted fries with his meal.

  • At 6:34 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    hey, i m @ a horny t's near trinity college of u of t, having dbl dbls w/dunc. we've missed hanging out like this!


  • At 6:35 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    sailor moon, i like the idea of getting gerald 2 wear a tiara. mayB i'll pick one up from a costume store here in to.



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