Being "Cool" at the Beach
Yeah, so like I mentioned in yesterday's comments, I went 2 the beach w/a buncha friends yesterday. B-sides Ger, Dunc, an' Eva, we had Vicks and also Gordie, who has lost sum w8 and stopped wearing berets since my b-day celebration of last yr, and Keitha and Raphael, who I don't know v. well but who R kinda tite w/Gordie. There was also this guy Chuck, who's friends w/Ger cuz of hockey and basketball.
When we 1st got there, Dunc waved Eva's red bikini in the air. 4 sum reason, she was the last person 2 change in1 her suit. 4 a while there, she stayed in her purple tube top and shorts that were, like, neon green w/purple flowers in diff sizes. I wore a red-orange bikini w/lite orange, green-bordered polka dots on it, Vicks wore a hot pink one-piece an' blue shorts, and Keitha wore a purple one-piece.
NEway, 4 sum reason we were hung up on taking pix of every lil thing we did while we were there. It was kinda like when my fam 1st got a digital camera in March of 2003. Well, this time around, 1st we did a big ol' group shot where we struck dumb poses and Eva took the pic. Then Ger an' Gordie both mooned me an' I took a pic (nice butts!). Then Gordie got a shot of Dunc holding Eva on his shoulders while she held a can of pop and pretended it was beer. Then Ger remembered hearing abt the time I went 2 the beach w/Liz in August of 2004, spat watermelon seeds on her back while she dozed face-down w/her top untied, and then ran after me and accidentally xxposed herself 2 every1. And he thot the whole spitting-seeds thing was so hilarious that he asked me 2 do that 2 his back, while Dunc took a picture. Then Ger snapped a pic of me, Keitha, and Eva in the water spouting water out of our mouths, in imitation of whales. Then after all that, we looked @ the pics we'd saved on the camera, and Dunc was like, "Oh, man! Sumday, we're gonna look @ these fotos... an' C how totally cool we were!"
And 4 sum reason, I had a feeling that middle-aged peeps everywhere were shaking their heads over that an' laffing @ us, even tho no middle-aged peeps were in earshot just then. Weird how I get feelings like that sumtymes.
Apes
When we 1st got there, Dunc waved Eva's red bikini in the air. 4 sum reason, she was the last person 2 change in1 her suit. 4 a while there, she stayed in her purple tube top and shorts that were, like, neon green w/purple flowers in diff sizes. I wore a red-orange bikini w/lite orange, green-bordered polka dots on it, Vicks wore a hot pink one-piece an' blue shorts, and Keitha wore a purple one-piece.
NEway, 4 sum reason we were hung up on taking pix of every lil thing we did while we were there. It was kinda like when my fam 1st got a digital camera in March of 2003. Well, this time around, 1st we did a big ol' group shot where we struck dumb poses and Eva took the pic. Then Ger an' Gordie both mooned me an' I took a pic (nice butts!). Then Gordie got a shot of Dunc holding Eva on his shoulders while she held a can of pop and pretended it was beer. Then Ger remembered hearing abt the time I went 2 the beach w/Liz in August of 2004, spat watermelon seeds on her back while she dozed face-down w/her top untied, and then ran after me and accidentally xxposed herself 2 every1. And he thot the whole spitting-seeds thing was so hilarious that he asked me 2 do that 2 his back, while Dunc took a picture. Then Ger snapped a pic of me, Keitha, and Eva in the water spouting water out of our mouths, in imitation of whales. Then after all that, we looked @ the pics we'd saved on the camera, and Dunc was like, "Oh, man! Sumday, we're gonna look @ these fotos... an' C how totally cool we were!"
And 4 sum reason, I had a feeling that middle-aged peeps everywhere were shaking their heads over that an' laffing @ us, even tho no middle-aged peeps were in earshot just then. Weird how I get feelings like that sumtymes.
Apes
Labels: Duncan, Eva, Gerald, stoopidity
posted by April Patterson @ 7:28 AM
7 Comments:
At 11:27 AM,
duncan anderson said…
Hey, Apes, thx 4 sending me those pix of my last beach partee in Mboro tho I cld of lived w/o that foto of Ger & Gordie's butts.
I had such a massive hangovah the next am it didnt help that my 'rents made me get outta bed @ midnite 2 pack evrything in the house. Gordie & Vicks make rilly rilly cube spiked watermelon.
Perdita says I gotta 2 go now, its time 4 Sunday dinner @ Grans. I dunno when Ill b able 2 post again, theres onlee internet @ Redd Hott Bajan Mammas & I wont b there much its the offseason.
L8r.
MCDunC
p.s. Tell that cowgirl 2 find a new horsie 2 ride.
At 11:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
Yee-haw! That was some ride, cowpoke!
Eva
At 2:25 PM,
Anne said…
I dunno if I wanna b seen n public w/Gordie 4 a while. Mooning the camera--so not cube. That's what he gets 4 pouring a 1.74 litre of Grey Goose n2 the watermelon!
Eva, thanx 4 the nvite 2 hang n yr pool 2day! I'll bring non-alcoholic refreshments.
Vicks
At 2:40 PM,
Anne said…
Man, I shouldn't harsh so much on my Gordie. Ted's always giving him ideas about spiking punch & soaking fruit n liquor, & all those head injuries kinda warped his judgement. Besides, his teeth look bad n those pics on yr family's site, & she-who-must-not-b-named has dictated that Patterson enemies must have funky teeth, & I don't wan't ne1 mistaking him 4 a villian.
OK...I just put 2 packs each of sugar-free Red Bull & Tab Energy n my bag since Apes & Eva like those the most @ my house. I'm gonna b swimming laps 2day so I don't get an arse the size of April's mom's...lol.
Vicks
At 3:30 PM,
April Patterson said…
hey, eva, i just got the message abt hangin' by yr pool. shd i bring nething?
apes
At 3:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Nah, we've got everything we need. Just remind Gerald not to bring any wine or other alcohol. My mom got way, way pissed that other time!
Eva
At 3:32 PM,
April Patterson said…
k, i'm gonna meet up w/ger and his sis honoria @ their place and then we'll b over there in abt 15 mins!
apes
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