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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Cuz Liz, she's freaky!

After my stop @ Lakeshore Landscaping, I brought Liz the catalogues, saying, "Lawrence let me borrow sum catalogues, Liz!" She sed, "Gr8!" And we sat @ the kitchen table. While Liz went thru one of the catalogues, I sed, "He sed 2 choose what U wanted and he'll take care of the rest." Liz went, "He and Nick R so generous."

Then, I did that annoying ticking-off-fingers-to-count-items gesture while saying, "So... U're wearing 'Grandma's' dress, the flowers will B taken care of, the bridesmaids R organized, the place is booked and we've talked 2 the caterers. ....What wd U like 2 freak out abt next?!!" Liz did a heavy-lidded stink-eye look, but I think that mite actually have been cuz she hadn't had time 2 think of what she wanted 2 freak out abt next. Liz needs 2 mull things over a lot.


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  • At 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Maybe she'll go ballistic because of those missing RSVPs. Since this mess will have a cast of thousands you'd expect a normal person to shrug off ten people who show up at the last minute or fail to appear at all or what have you. Not Miss Broomstick-up-my-rump. She's going to give herself worry lines because of a handful of people whose absence or presence will never be remembered. In any event, you'll end up getting your expiry date checked.

  • At 8:13 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    yeah, i'll bet liz will end up hoping sum1 gave her free botox sessions as a wedding gift, w/all those worry lines being bridezilliz will give her, eh?


  • At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have a hunch as to who those 10 people are:

    1. Warren
    2. Paul
    3. Susan
    4. Jesse
    5. Vivian
    6. Laurie
    7. Gary
    8. Ruby (Candace's Aunt)
    9. Dennis

  • At 9:54 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    u 4got thérèse, patrickrsghost! :)


  • At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Of course! I was trying to think of a 10th person and accidentally hit the "publish" button too soon. I was thinking either Therese or Eric.

  • At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Liz Patterson said…

    April, you are being horrible, as usual! You have no idea what it's like to be me. People expect so much from this wedding. There are people who have been keeping track of our family for years, many of them since I was a baby and Mike was in kindergarten. By the way, Mike hasn't been returning my calls this week. Anyway, the people who have been keeping track of our family all those years, lots of them are only still keeping track of us to find out about my wedding! You have no idea what that's like.

    The only people who can really understand are celebrities. Like Britney. People hound poor Britney just like they hound poor me. Why can't they just leave us alone?!?!?!?!

    Liz Patterson

  • At 4:05 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    liz, mike isn't returning yr calls b-cuz he got erased, remember?


  • At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Liz Patterson said…

    Now that you mention it, I remember something about it. Really, you can't expect me to keep track of things like that when I'm planning a wedding!

    Liz Patterson

  • At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry Brit...er, Liz. We'll leave you alone to your hurried wedding plans.

    dc2...re "cast of thousands." Is this a wedding you're talking about, or an episode of "The Bozo Show"? There probably isn't much of a difference. All big events seem to turn into circuses of sorts, especially in the planning stages, and in some cases during the actual ceremony/event.

  • At 6:07 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    lolol, patrickrsghost. ne volunteers 2 make a special "leave liz alone" vid?



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