Dad irrit8s without meaning 2

Liz was in bed moping trying 2 avoid being depressed, when Dad popped in, sat on the edge of her bed, an' sed, "Well, my sweetheart, now that Howard's been sentenced, U can get on w/yr life ....Move forward!" He tells me that this is the pt where he was planning 2 give her a pep talk leading up 2 her getting her own apt near her work, but instead he got sidetracked w/"Or... Do U have 2 get over Paul 1st?!! ....But now there's Warren! ....He's a nice-looking chap [chap?]. Well-spoken... Good manners, calls U up quite often, doesn't he! [He does?] Ahhhh, but if I was a gambler, I'd put my $ on Anthony!" Oh, really? Like, U've been so subtle abt yr Anthony-preference. ::rolleyes:: Liz sat up, all "DAD!!! Wd U STOP ALREADY?!" He stood up, all, "I'm sorry.... I didn't mean 2 B irrit8ing!" Then he left the room. Liz sez that @ this pt, she sat 4ward, clutched her jaw in her hands, and thot, "MEN!!"

NEway, I M pretty sure Dad has called his bookie and asked him 2 set up a bet 4 Liz ending up w/Anthony. There mite B sum trub finding ppl 2 bet NE other way, tho.

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