Liz Explains Warren 2 Anthony

Hey, guess what? I M totally writing this in an airplane on the way from Toronto 2 Barbados! W00t!!! Jeremy and Eva R with me, and we R going 2 B working @ Redd Hott Bajan Mamma's during March break. Perdita Anderson paid 4 our airfare and everything cuz they're gonna B totally swamped w/accountants, illusionist, and tourists.

But NEhoodles, U R probably wondering what happened next during that special nite when Warren dropped by Lizzie's apt l8 @ nite and answered the fone just as Liz was trying 2 kick him out, so she hadta xxplain 2 Anthony who this man in her apt was. Well, I'll tell U what Liz shared in e-mail, but I shd warn U she still leaves us hanging, so I guess this story is gonna continue next week:

April,

I hate it when someone tries to ruin my life. Don't you hate when that happens... to me? Anyway, after Warren handed me the phone and said it was the "other man in my life," he put the other half of his jacket on, and I said into the phone, "Hello, Anthony? That was Warren who answered the phone." Anthony shrieked, "THE PILOT YOU USED TO GO OUT WITH?!?!?!?"And I replied, "Yes, he's the pilot I used to go out with. Anthony kind of whined, "What's he doing there?" And I said, "He needed someone to talk to, so he dropped in--but he's on his way out." Warren started to pull my phone-holding arm away from my ear, and said, "Dude! I'm on my way out!" Anthony was saying, "Want me to come over and tweak his ear?!?" I said, "I'll call you back in five minutes!"

I hung up the phone and told Warren, "You're trying to mess up my life again, and it's NOT going to happen!!" Warren put a hand on each of my arms and said, "I don't want to mess up your life, Liz.... I want to be a PART of it!"

Do you want to know what happened next? Well, I'll probably tell you, but not before Monday. Ha, ha. Try to survive the suspense!!!

Liz

C what I mean abt leaving us hanging? @ least Jeremy, Eva, and I will have Barbados 2 keep up distracted. We arrive at 12:45. Yay! Oh, I'm adding the "personality transplants" tag to all the entries in this current "Warren" story, cuz he never used 2 B like this!

Apes