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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Things that make you go, "Whatever"

Dee came by early this morning 2 tell Mom abt how Robin got himself all dirty by digging in their yard and rolling around and kicking and stuff. Dee said that she found him in a dug-up area by the fence and took him inside 4 a bath, and that while she was bathing him, she was thinking, "How can so little sand get in2 so many places?" I sed, "If he was digging by the fence, and not in the sandbox, wasn't it DIRT that got in2 so many places?" And Dee, sed, "Um, yeah, I guess so." And I sed, "How come he wasn't playing in he sandbox?" And Dee sed, "Well, I don't know."

Then Mom sed, "Quit interrupting, April. Adults are speaking. Deanna, I know EXACTLY what U mean! Y I cd tell U stories abt Michael that wd curl yr hair!" Then, she got this stricken look on her face and sed, "Oh, my God, MICHAEL! What's going on with him? Has the Johnston Institute unerased him yet?" And Dee looked blank 4 a second, and then she pulled a letter out of her purse, and handed it to Mom. "This just came in yesterday's mail," she sed, "It sez they R making 'progress' w/the process of 'recorporealizing and reintegrating Michael Patterson.' They don't specify when he'll B back, tho."

Mom took the letter, read it, snf-snffed a bit, and handed it back 2 Dee. She was like, "U came over here and the story U led w/was 'Robin got dirty' and not 'Michael's progress'?" Dee looked kind of sheepish, but Mom threw her arms around her and went, "U really R one of us now!"

Then I was like, "Dee, who's watching the kids?" And Dee was like, "Uh-oh! I left them alone! Michael erased is so much like Michael busy 'writing' that I 4got. I've gotta go, Mother-Elly!" And she did.

Apes

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6 Comments:

  • At 9:32 AM, OpenID dreadedcandiru2 said…

    I wonder if the sandbox got deleted along with Michael. I know what I'd want to restore but we know what the Johnston Institute's priorities are.

     
  • At 9:42 AM, Anonymous jeremy jones said…

    april, camp iz finally ovah 2day & we r packin' up 2 leave. we'll b back on tuesday, cuz it takes awhile 2 get back frum dallas 2 mboro. i am so reddy 2b back. i miss u so much. plus, the facilities @this camp r not gr8 4 gettin' clean. i am so dirty, my dirt haz dirt. my dirt prolly evn haz a pet named dirt. eva abuya, whose been doin' the camp w/me haz gotten so dirty, her hair looks brown. course the thing peeps say 2 her is, "eva u look like an african-american now." & eva sez, "i am a haitian-canadian" not an "african-american & wen i get 2 a decent shower i will look like a haitian-canadian again."

    neway, no probs w/the kidz on the last day, xxcept we hadda break up a fite between 2 kids who were fitin' ovah whether the stuff on the ground wuz dirt or sand. the texas peeps sed, "no. this is good texas clay." & that solved the fite, xxcept 4 it wuz a fite ovah sumthin' rilly st00pid. i'll be glad 2b back in mboro where peeps know the diff between dirt and sand.

    i can't w8 2cu again. i luv u.

     
  • At 9:48 AM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    dc2, i didn't even think of the sandbox being deleted. i'll have 2 go by the old house and check.

    jeremy, i m sooooo glad u'll be back soon! i miss u sooooo much! i can help u get cleaned up when u're back!!! <3 <3 <3

    apes

     
  • At 8:14 PM, OpenID patrickrsghost said…

    I remember doing something similar when I was about Robin's age, or older. I used to take handfuls of dirt or sand and throw them hard on the ground to make dust clouds. We have more of a clay down here in the south, and it's a bit more powdery when dry than regular soil or sand, therefore it makes for better dust clouds.

     
  • At 8:43 PM, Anonymous robin said…

    dust clouds! robin like dust clouds! robin make dust clouds tomorrow!!!

     
  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger April Patterson said…

    uh-oh. i guess dee'll have sumthing else 2 complain abt 2morrow, eh?

    apes

     

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