TRAIN anxiety
The other day, I was on my way 2 the garage 2 get sum pet supplies, and I noticed Dad's voice coming from his choo-choo workshop. He'd left his door a bit open, which he doesn't normally do unless he's distracted abt sumthing.
I heard him saying, "So, I told Deanna that George Stibbs was going to be ready 2 show the house in a week. She was dressing Robin while Merrie played with dolls. Deanna responded with 'A week?' As she put socks on the boy's feet, I told her, "1st he has 2 get all his paper work in order, talk 2 his lawyer and so on. He's been living alone 4 sum time. I suspect there's sum tidying up 2 do. ::tsk:: that wd B a pretty nice property 2 have alright!' And Deanna actually sed, 'Yes! I think we cd do quite well if we just severed the property!' I thot, "Sever the property!? Where wd I put my TRAINS?!!"
Then he paused, and he sed, "Now, now, don't cry!" I kinda peeked in 2 C what that was abt, and I saw he was holding one of his lil train ppl. He cdn't C me, and he went on, all, "Don't worry little Choo-Choo John, I'll fix everything, U'll C! U and Choo-Choo Elly, Choo-Choo April, and the Choo-Choo pets will all have a grand new outdoor train layout, U mark my words! Choo-choo Mike, Choo-Choo Deanna, the choo-choo grandkids, and Choo-Choo Liz R going back in2 the storage box 4 a while!"
Then I kinda 4got abt what I was gonna get from the garage and I went back 2 the rec room. This was all pretty disturbing.
Howard, I'm glad Paul is looking after U and that Susan was able 2 take Becky in. I hope U'll both have good news 2 tell abt.
Dunc, OMG!
Apes
I heard him saying, "So, I told Deanna that George Stibbs was going to be ready 2 show the house in a week. She was dressing Robin while Merrie played with dolls. Deanna responded with 'A week?' As she put socks on the boy's feet, I told her, "1st he has 2 get all his paper work in order, talk 2 his lawyer and so on. He's been living alone 4 sum time. I suspect there's sum tidying up 2 do. ::tsk:: that wd B a pretty nice property 2 have alright!' And Deanna actually sed, 'Yes! I think we cd do quite well if we just severed the property!' I thot, "Sever the property!? Where wd I put my TRAINS?!!"
Then he paused, and he sed, "Now, now, don't cry!" I kinda peeked in 2 C what that was abt, and I saw he was holding one of his lil train ppl. He cdn't C me, and he went on, all, "Don't worry little Choo-Choo John, I'll fix everything, U'll C! U and Choo-Choo Elly, Choo-Choo April, and the Choo-Choo pets will all have a grand new outdoor train layout, U mark my words! Choo-choo Mike, Choo-Choo Deanna, the choo-choo grandkids, and Choo-Choo Liz R going back in2 the storage box 4 a while!"
Then I kinda 4got abt what I was gonna get from the garage and I went back 2 the rec room. This was all pretty disturbing.
Howard, I'm glad Paul is looking after U and that Susan was able 2 take Becky in. I hope U'll both have good news 2 tell abt.
Dunc, OMG!
Apes
Labels: crowded house, Dad, Dee, Merrie, Mike, Robin, TRAINS
22 Comments:
At 11:13 AM, duncan anderson said…
OMG.
Zenia woke me up @ 7am & told me 2 get up & get out. I was rilly confused, I thot she loved me.
I went down 2 the caf 4 brekkie. I saw a girl w/ a ski mask hiding in the bushes outside the window, it mite of been that freak Evah, but she left after she got hit by a sheet of ice that fell off the building.
I thot Id go 2 the bus station & get the 1st bus home but there were cops w8ing 4 me @ the front desk. They said my 'rents had called the Mboro cops 2 report me as a runaway. Evah must of told them, I h8 snitches & Ill h8 her 4 evah & evah. I said I wasnt technically a runaway cos I was going 2 go back home on Sunday. St00pid cops dont no the diff btween a booty caller & a runaway. Now they have called the child welfare peeps & Im w8ing 4 sum st00pid social worker 2 talk 2 me. I wish I was 16yo, then they cldnt pull this s#$@ on me.
Mayb Zenia new the police were there & thats y she wanted me 2 go. That must b rite. I no she loves me.
L8r. St00pid cops say the social workers here.
At 11:18 AM, duncan anderson said…
This social worker womans so boring I wish she would STFU & go away so I can call Zenia. Ive counted the days till I turn 16yo. Xxactly 100.
At 11:21 AM, duncan anderson said…
Now she wants 2 tell me abt plantains & condoms. STFU. Shes bringing back bad memories of that skool assembly.
At 11:23 AM, duncan anderson said…
She wants me 2 put down my cellfone & pay attention 2 her. No way. Im going 2 tell her that my moms a public health nurse & shed shld of been @ that assembly cos shes got sum of her facts rong.
At 11:24 AM, duncan anderson said…
Yes! Yes! Yes! That worked! She has STFU & left the room 2 call her supervisor!
Now Im going 2 call Zenia.
MCDunC Rulz!
At 11:27 AM, duncan anderson said…
Zenia's not answering her fone. Ill keep trying. Ive got time.
L8r.
At 11:29 AM, Anonymous said…
April, I know that Anderson kid is your friend, but to me he's a punk-ass kid!
BTW, I have such fond memories of giving your brother swirlies. Those were the days!
Officer Brad Luggsworth
At 11:30 AM, duncan anderson said…
I've called like 10X & no answer. Mayb shes in the shower.
L8r.
At 11:32 AM, duncan anderson said…
Im not in your jurisdiction, Luggie. U cant touch me. STFU.
Apes, I still cant get Zenia. Now her mailbox is full. Ill try IM & email.
L8r.
At 11:36 AM, duncan anderson said…
Boring social work ladys back. She says she doesnt have ne child protection concerns so my 'rents can take me home. I didnt no my 'rents were here. The ride back 2 Mboro isnt going 2 b ne fun.
L8r.
At 12:08 PM, duncan anderson said…
OMG.
My 'rents rnt talking 2 me. They must b rilly rilly mad @ me. Im prolly grounded 4 life or til Im 16yo, whichevah comes 1st.
I havent heard from Zenia. I keep sending her emails. Shes not on IM rite now.
L8r.
At 12:10 PM, duncan anderson said…
I just saw Evahs dads car. I think Evah and Zapata r in the back seat.
L8r.
At 12:16 PM, duncan anderson said…
Im rilly confused. My 'rents saw Evahs dads car 2 & they r wondering y Evahs here.
Mayb Evahs not the snitch.
L8r.
At 12:18 PM, duncan anderson said…
OMG, OMG, OMG.
My dad just asked me 2 turn off my cellfone. My mom wants 2 talk 2 me. This is going 2 b bad. I no it.
MCDunC
At 12:30 PM, duncan anderson said…
I dont care if Im grounded 4 life. I dont care if I live nemore.
My mom said I cant go 2 Barbados 4 March break. Then she said sumthing worse. Sandra Larsons the snitch. I dont no y she snitched she doesnt even luv me nemore she said so.
When I got my cell back there was a msg from Zenia. She said it was fun but its ovah, if I evah fone her or rite her or email her or IM her or even c her again she will call the cops on me, she has a new friend & hes staying w/ her 2nite.
Fish Boy
At 12:41 PM, duncan anderson said…
Zed, y did u do it?
At 12:58 PM, April Patterson said…
aw, d00d, that's way harsh (zenia). i think zandra is worried abt u.
apes
At 1:13 PM, duncan anderson said…
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At 1:15 PM, duncan anderson said…
Oh, man, Apes, r rehersal space is a choo-choo room again. Yr dad sent my dads old choo-choos ovah here 4 storage, says he'll b back 4 them in the spring.
Wld u come ovah l8r w/ sum black paint? I want 2 redecor8 my room.
C u soon.
p.s. Luggie just drove by the house & waved @ me. Mayb I shldnt of told him 2 STFu.
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous said…
Hey, April, I have some extra black paint. I can bring it by after I wring TJ's neck.
Brad DeGroot
At 5:00 PM, April Patterson said…
dunc, when i showed up @ yr house w/brad's black paint, yr mom sent me home. she sed, "no black paint. no visitors."
apes
At 9:30 PM, Luann DeGroot said…
Brad, TJ just showed me the renovations he made 2 ur living room, including the new kitchen door. u better hurry up & strangle him quick, b4 Mom & Dad strangle u.
Apes, i can't believe the lengths you've had 2 go 2 to get ur bro & his fam out of ur room! Are u gonna hav 2 draw him a picture of the Tiny Train House w/him & Dee & the kids standing in the yard w/big happy smiles? Geez, even my bro moved out eventually. Of course, my 'rents did hav 2 buy him a house 2 make it happen. i bet so do yours.
good luck!
Luann
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