After Mom, Dad, and Liz had piled in2 the car after Anthony's court testimony, Dad was all, "So, life can return 2 normal now, Liz." Liz was all, "4 a while. I want 2 go back 2 the cthouse 2 hear the verdict." Dad was all, "I must say, yr friend, Anthony, really stood his ground. They asked sum tuff questions, and he handled them well. He's a good man. I've alwayz like him. He's honest, hard-working, smart, funny and kind." Then, Mom looked over her shoulder @ Liz, all "And he sure cares 4 U, Elizabeth." So, what xxactly is the rule 4 switching fr. "Liz" 2 "Elizabeth?" NEway, Liz was, like, "Mom? Dad? STOP it!! I HAVE
a man in my life!" And Mom actually sed, "He mite B in yr life... But where is he when U need him?"
O. M. G. OK, since Liz wants me 2 BUTT OUT of her LIFE, I WON'T
say how friggin' unfair it is of Mom 2 say that. I WON'T
pt out that Anthony was "there" b-cuz he had a friggin' subpoena 2 testify in the case. I ALSO won't mention that an "honest" man doesn't hold a torch 4 his hs gf all while getting engaged, married, and spawning w/a woman he DOESN'T luv, all the while not clueing in this woman, who nonetheless suspects as much, then acting like this woman is an awful, jealous shrew when she sez as much.
I won't say all those things. But NE an' all of U
, readerz, feel free 2 say whatevs.