(from the committee
): LOL, U can C how they totally used old letterz 2 guess what "I" wd say if I wrote a letter. Like last yr, how I sed that stuff abt getting my hair cut. But U saw me yesterday, w/my hair same as alwayz, eh? The prop-bun curse still holds firm, yo!
And that stuff abt Liz xplaining thingz 2 me in a coupla diff ways. That isn't the first time U've seen that from me, eh? Nope check out my December 2005 letter
Some of the math gives me trouble, but I ask Liz for help sometimes. She can describe the same process in two or three different ways, and most of the time if I don't understand something the first time, the second or third approach makes sense and I can figure it out.
So, like, this committee, besides thinking ppl R afraid of teenagers, they also think teenagers R, like, way redundant. & when was Dad's Bushwhacker ever cool? 1st Monday of Nevuary. And he's not just thinking abt trading NEmore, he's doing it. Keep up, committee! And these peeps sure thing I'm super-obsessed w/driving. Whatevs.
Now, on2 the otherz. I can't vouch 4 if the committee wrote NE of these. MayB Liz, Dee, or Mike will wanna write in & let U know if NEthing is "off" abt their letterz, eh?Lizzie's letter
: Yeah, like "Boozhoo" to you, too! Ooh, so U spent time @ Paul's place, eh? Cube! & U know we all need 2 know more abt this teasing from Paul's relliez, the teasing that made U feel all accepted in2 his fam!Mom's letter
: Aw, man! Well, in honour of Gerald and his luv for Caesar's Gallic Wars, I M going 2 call this part of my comments "All of Elly's Letter is Divided in2 3 Parts". First part: Justifying spending the Mexican vacation doing worky tasks. Like, who does that
? Second part: "When I retire, I'm gonna become even more boring than I was B4. Wanna hear all abt it? No? Y'sure? Oh, & I'm gonna xercise!" (LOL, how many timez have we heard that
one?) Third part: I'm gonna MICROMANAGE April! O. M. G. & this is gonna B, like, a "gift" 2 me! Pls, peeps, U hafta help keep my mom bizzy! "Happy April"? Un
happy April, morelike! & yeah, I am learning sum more complicated cooking. Not from my mom, tho, but from Howard, who actually knows howta cook stuff that's more gourmet than "burned-butt casserole", LOL!Dad's letter
: OMG, is he going on abt that ode-foax lil house again? I swear, thoze poor ppl R gonna get a restraining order over him one of these days, the way he keeps drooling over their place like that. NOT cube!
Oh, and big LOL on Dad being "mellow" abt me going thru my changes. How many timez have U seen him bellyachin' in his letterz abt losing me as his BFF. ::rolleyez::
Hm, soundz like Dad appreciates Mike's kids more than Mike does (but not more than Mike pretends 2
Liz, R U really feelin' all homesick like that? I wd think Paul helps keep that feeling @ bay.
Oh, & look @ dad remembering his associate's name again this month! Everett, not Elliot! Here's a cookie, Dad! This remembering his name mite help make him more enthusiastic abt taking over the practice. But will he really
want Dad 2 stick around afterwards? Does he luv punz?
& God help us, Dad's gonna B putting his choo-choos in the yard again soon. I M sooo ready for university! Y can't I B 18 yet?Mike's letter
: Oh, look, peeps--"frivolity:, "factoids", "frenetic"--Mike's still luvvin' the alliteration! & he'z gonna B 30 this month. I wish Dad wd write about what a moody 30something Mike's turning into, what with his hormonez & all, LOL. But he won't. Mom & Dad have settled in2 the "Mike is wonderful" narrative & they're not gonna budge.
OK, Mike? U R turning 30. 30
! NOT 50. 30 is not v. old, K? Sheesh.
Oh, & I'm sure Dee really luvved being "ditched" on St. Patty's Day. Poor Dee. & OMG, Mike, "hugged the girls we'd teased in the hallways"? Was this a reunion from university or pre-K? Also, since when does Mike call Weed "Josef Weeder"? Oh, & LOL on his lost nite w/"Jo" in a hotel rm.Dee's letter
: In short, Dee seemz 2 B turning in2 Mom. Snacks, spring cleaning, yada yada, whatevs. In case U were wondering the 2 books Dee gave me were Forever
by Judy Blume & Go Ask Alice
by "Anonymous". Un4tunately, I've already read 'em both, but it's the thot that counts, eh?Gramps/Iris
: Iris turn again, eh? She'z a good liar, yo. My 'rents R good storytellers & she enjoyed hearing abt the Mex trip? Liar, pants on fire! "I pulled out my own photo album and looked over our honeymoon photos - Jim and I eloped to Europe, if you recall. I enjoyed that trip immensely." Yeah, she did this while Mom an' Dad were showing & telling. LOL! That was priceless! "My children phoned Jim to wish him a happy birthday": Yeah, they have more regard 4 him than the vice versa, eh?Pets
: Committee. "Collies" may be cute, but Dixie NotSheltie ratdog sure isn't! Liz & "pheromone spray"--from Howard?
S'all 4 now!